AnasAbdin
trying on a metaphor
d e v o n
i don't do bad sauce passes
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shark vs the universe
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Today's Document
Janaina Medeiros
roma★
Origami Around
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blake kathryn
if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@meesrconnorm8
talor maxfeels.
How come you toy with my feelings. I feel feely now and Im reeling. Im in pain. theres nothing to gain. Im going insane. you enticed me with your seal call. and for you i fall. such a precious flower. why wont you get in me shower?
Talor methfield
talor hit me up. and ill say sup. wanna go fer a cheeky quickie. and youll say ok after me bickie.
noots
send noots bae? you are not gonna be gay? its totes cool. dont be a fool. I need to take a peek. dont send thats just weak. show me all there is to be shown? otherwise it’l be another night alone
never
I like cheese
danish blue stinks like poo, but I love it the same. cheddar cheese, yes please, and brie makes me feel free, but theres one cheese i dont like, why must you taste like shite, even worse with every bite. why do you make my dreams bad and really sad, this evil cheese what is it you ask, sipping tea from your flask, why the most evil cheese of them all, it has the taste of mankinds fall, fucking canned cheese bollocks.
its that time of month
when the blood flows like red wine, and all they do is whine. when the tampon is your shield but you must yield. for she has a scarlet fire down in that which you desire, youre weak and pretty gay, its really not your fucking day. when she goes off on one, and you wonder what youve done, remember that menstruating is frustrating on both ends, make sure you stay friends.
got the horny pls
it said on the title u fuk
rhys
rhys. plys, stop being gay? not as if you can, you fucking span. you alway where there for me, when I didnt fucking want you to be. Rhys will you cease, you make me crease. why do you like pop punk, even though your watain cd is full of spunk. we are firm friends, you cant have friends without ends. and yours is a bells end.
more pooems
tay, she is gay
the ballad of the tissue and ass
I am a sword, and I pray to the lord, that I might slay, my poo like prey. For I am the destroyer of poo, the savior of the loo. I am a toilet paper, an ass raper. I clean for you, and get rid of your poo. the shame is I am thin and covered in poo, Oh shit you should've used two, for i am very thin and oh shit your finger went in.
still in need of the deed
Im still in need of a place to plant the seed ya know? for you must heed this warning. and stop fucking yawning. this is the time for action and fun. not time for these fucking puns. I need the seyx and not from my ex. give me da pussy please because i cant get it with ease.
finding a band, of sex
cant get sex bby call me if in need or you feel like doing me a favor :) ;) ;P XDDDDDDDDD thats a lot of D (not what she said). anyway pls give me the numbers and the things if you like men who have a cushion of a belly and very friction oriented legs (they look like a paradise for anyone who likes hair).
trimming the rimming
its hard to trim the ass due to the lack of eyes on the back of my head. I tried the mirror thing but it ended up covered in fluff from my ass like a carpet of sweaty shitty musky shit. the kind of carpet you get in a school but with a little less chewing gum (maybe more) but anyway I didn't get it even and now i have wolverine chops on my cheeks.
Giants who are also cocks
When your friend is an inch taller than you but thinks shes infinitely better due to this one inch the way a teenage boy thinks hes better cause he has more pubes than you...... what a cock
motorolla 2
right I thought the motorolla idea was good but i realised it wouldnt vibrate as I have no friends
hello moto
I had a moterolla that literally got ran over the once, didnt survive my ass well though came out covered in corn and a white substance that I presume to be rhys kings cummies
tumblr
half of all that's posted is chicks posting pictures of the body they wish they had being done by the dude they wish they had, the other half fits into either art, pointless words of wisdom you'll forget in two seconds but you remember dat ass you saw, horny girls posting sexual stuff cause you can get away with it on tumblr or other pointless shit like this post
