meet the H.A.W.K-P

the official hazardous atomic wase kerbside-pickup (H.A.W.K.-P) he's lightly inspired by medic and dr herbert west "married" to @vaeh2011's kraken

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MEET THE WHITE COAT!!!!!

new final design done now!

CW: may include themes of insanity, cannibalism, etc.

he's very very very cute off and causes more problems than he's worth. BUT!!! he's helpful sometimes. key word: sometimes. he gets rid of bodies so.... that's that.

like my other blogs, this one is open to asks and RP. go crazy. just be careful about questions and whatnot since some may be a bit touchy (ex. nsfw, mental illness, angst) but i'll try and answer my best if these do fall into this category. they are allowed but I may ignore some of the more extreme ones.

paper files below. don't ask about why the relations chart is a mess, it's confusing for me too

edit- he's five foot. I messed up

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i am not sorry

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random comic sketch I found.

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finnster with jd crossdressing

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college finnley before top surgery

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just an edit experiment. (I have no clue wut i'm doing TOT)

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[Hoard has been let into your dimen-]

(To Acorn) Hey! Do you think you could maybe STOP shoving me through random portals!?

[...]

[No.]

[Also, you may want to look behind you.]

Right-

[Hoard turns, and looks down to see the Cannibal. What will he do, I wonder?]

{Mod here! For context: Hoard is 5'9"}

oh! hullo ma'am. fancy seeing you here. did you get an injury? if so this is no place for healthcare.

[kleptomanic-canadian]

{Hoard needs therapy. She refuses to get any. Instead she divulges vague, out of context trauma to strangers!}

{Transcript:

Hoard: "Huh? Y'mean like- My face?"

Hoard: "Cause other than that, nah, I'm fine. An' I've had THIS for ages!"

Hoard: "Parents are fun, eh?"}

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i suppose they are fun..... i'm assuming red just hired you? I haven't seen you around much mate.

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Heheh... yeah...

Anyhow, we're from different universes- at least I think so- Which is why we've never seen each other before. Blame the squirrel

RED hired me like- I don't know- a couple months back? It was after I broke in- There was a whole thing- Not super important.

I take it you don't work for RED?

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HEHEHEH!!!

Me?! No no no lamb. i'm a filler class. if a medic's down or occupied elsewhere in a different field, i'm deployed in his place.

i've seen wilder so I guess the dimension thing'll pass.

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Smack that ass, pink boy

mistakes have been made..... (read up and down, left to right)

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i think Alexander needs to chill. god or not finnster knows fifteen way to lobotomize yer ass

inspo below

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Would you fw him?

YES!!! we shall commit science together.

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More Finnley angst????

patience my fellow human specimen. patience. angst must will be built once I finish rewriting finnley's lore.

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medium rare please 🥺

yaoi fluff done been served

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Can we please get some more yaoi? (No pressure your arts so GOOD)

aye aye cap'n! we got roommate yaoi coming up!! how well cooked do you want yer holy diety x contract demon yaoi?

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I don't think he's confused

you don't know him. he never would-would-would...

Exi nunc… diutius quam debebas mansisti.

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"wouldn't do what?...leave you behind?... pathetic.."

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get out of mah head you bloody devil!!! I already gotta deal with one of ye!!!

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Isnt your husband a wrongdoer now??? Since he's a villain?

he's confused.... he just needs time.... I don't hurt confused people.

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Who is on your list of subjects????

my list is of no concern to you lamb. just know it's not you. you're safe. I only target bad folks. wrongdoers if you will.

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we have the same blood type isnt that funny haha please dont kill m

oh lamb. I don't kill. no no. I IMPROVE! but don't worry. you're not on the list of subjects!