Rendom Exposure Imposer

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[whitepeopletwitter]

danny de-teeth-o

[puds-archive]

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

[puds-archive]

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

[thatsthat24]

Where will the lies end?

[sausagefattener]

guess where the boys are

[franksgun-deactivated20180720]

They are in bed let them rest

[mostlycatsmostly]

[rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de]

*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)

[memeuplift]

[winemom-culture]

who’s justin bieber

[rlymax-deactivated20140421]

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

I just wanted to use the microwave

[raindrops-on-radishes]

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

Put what back

[postpresence]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

lifehack

if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck

[meetmeundergroundat3am]

me every time tumblr updates: what hideous and unusable monstrosity has the clown patrol foisted upon us this time

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

…

[bugsoftbinbows]

ugly little man

[bitbats]

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[catscenter]

[meloetta]

*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*

[m-flo]

*swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun*

[meetmeundergroundat3am]

@foreverabrokenfighter

[ahappypieceofpaper]

Mood: musical bootlegs with wacky titles as to throw off the copyright police

[ly0nheart1]

If you want to see Mean Girls look up Mean Girls Slime Tutorial.

[gharibajameel]