contributing to the chaos

Marlowe•KY

[sandandglass]

[boss-hoody]

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

[garykingoftheworld-deactivated2]

This is his father.

It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.

[ad-hominem-sappies-deactivated2]

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

[kabber]

The Boulder Johnson

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

S/O to all the people that I no longer have daily convos with just bc I stopped hittn them up first

[theweirdwideweb]

[ruinedchildhood]

[imsoshive]

Know the difference

[unflatteringcatselfies]

To enter the forest you must first answer a riddle told by the majestic fluff tail brothers

[mega-crap-attack-blog]

Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

haha im not a lesbian im pansexual

[mega-crap-attack-blog]

Hi! I just wanted to say that I hope the week is going well for you and that something good happens to you.

thank you!!

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[freakonwheatx]

@rosekun

[fakeplastictrees]

[kawaiiganjakween]

My man.

[ludaprilgate]

bitch me too

[fyeahmovieclub]

[flowerinaflame]

Good

[fromanotherroom]

Visit Original Link

Mr. Brightside playing from another room The Killers

[natkatlat]

Outside of a school dance waiting for your mom to pick you up after your girlfriend broke up with you in the early 2000s

[imwiremother]

owen wilsons best role is the very small cowboy in the night at the musuem movie. thats who he is to me.

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

[molemaninthemorning-blog]