Dr. Mega Milkers

Are you here for your daily check-up? Or are you here for... something else?

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In The Clinic...

"Hm? Someone left my laptop on..."

"What's this? 'Tumblr'? I don't remember logging in here... Oh well..."

With his huge fingers, he started typing onto the keyboard of the laptop. It's his personal laptop he uses in his clinic to take note of his patients as well as the medicines he consumes so he would remember which is which.

After all of that, he then clicked the "Post now" button on the bottom right of the screen.

"Hehe, I hope people would notice... Maybe they'll come in for treatment or... for something much bigger."

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Shennong-sensei, you seem to be very knowledgeable about herbs and poisons. Have you considered having your own lab or collaborate with an institute to research more about it? I don't think you have a lab on your own on Shinjuku Academy...

"Honestly, I'm way too incompetent to deal with the paperwork and all those complicated stuff. That's why I never gotten myself in a laboratory or collaborated with an institute. The best I had was the laboratory back in Penitentiary Academy when they had me research on poisons and the like."

"I mean, if you're willing to be my assistant to help me with that... Maybe we could have some fun in the office~?"

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I know it late but happy teacher day!😇😊🥰👩‍🏫

"I'm more of a school doctor than a teacher, but thanks nonetheless. I appreciate the kind gesture."

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How many students have been poisoned sniffing your undies, doc?

"Hopefully not a lot! So is that why my underwears keep missing?!"

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Does your poison get more toxic whenever you consume more poisonous substances? What happens when you stop eating poisonous substances? Does your body like stop producing poison? Could it be you're similiar to poisonous birds that are only poisonous due to what they eat?

"Woah, woah, woah! Slow down there, bud. One question at a time. But to answer your question... Ahem, let me number it so I can keep track of the answers. Time for: Q&A with Doctor Shennong!"

Does your poison get more toxic whenever you consume more poisonous substances?

"I haven't thought about it or tested it much, really. There's not a lot of willing patients to actually test that theory out, but in assumption to that question, it might not be true, and my fluids will stay as poisonous as they are."

2. What happens when you stop eating poisonous substances? Does your body like stop producing poison?

"Nothing happens. Consuming poisonous herbs and substances are how I make cures to cancel out the poisonous effects, so if I don't eat anything poisonous, no cure will come out either."

3. Could it be you're similiar to poisonous birds that are only poisonous due to what they eat?

"You'll just get the same results even if I eat more or less the amount of poisonous substances. At best, my liver's going to taste more bitter than before, but other than that, no evident changes will happen. At least, I think so."

"Do those answer your questions? Hopefully you all enjoyed that Q&A with me. It's better than stalkers hiding in between your walls, planning to steal my bath water, you know?"

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22 aug is qixi festival aka chinese valentine day💘🐂🐦‍⬛

"I'm sorry if I'm late, but Happy Qixing to everyone."

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Hello mister Shennong! I hope you are having a wonderful day/ night!✨️

I have a question:

Do tezcatlopica and mephistopheles hangs around you? Or they just come to bother you? Do you find them annoying or you like their companies around you?

By the way, who is your favourite person in the warmongers and in the teachers of shinjuku?

Thank you so much again for answering our questions!😌✨️🌻

"I am indeed, and I hope everyone in this site is. At least to all of my audience, and that includes you."

"As for your questions... Well, I do find Mephistopheles' presence very... err... how should I put it..."

"I guess he's certainly elegant and quiet. He never really creates as much chaos as Tezcatlipoca. Their presences are very different from each other. There's just something about Mephistopheles that makes him both serene and intimidating, most likely due to his demonic heritage.

"I'm not saying demons are generally intimidating! I know some demons who aren't as intimidating as Mephistopheles. I'm just saying that perhaps his past and heritage may have affected how his personality is now!"

"But compared to him, Tezcatlipoca... really brings "life" to the clinic, if you could even call it that. I mean, his actions will certainly take a life if someone unexpectedly walked in while he's around."

"HEY! I'm not that dangerous! I'm just really energetic!" Tezcatlipoca yelled from another room.

"Yeah... Being dangerous and energetic aren't exclusive to one another..."

"But thanks for asking that question. It was certainly tame compared to most questions I've received, hehe."

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Shennong,someday would you able to meet volund?I hear he very sadistic when it come to *you know what I mean*🐮

"Volund? I do believe I've seen him from another post before. And... Well... I'm actually not sure! I mean, I would be delighted to meet him in person. He seems like an interesting guy. Strong, too. I mean he is a blacksmith so I understand how he gets his glutes and muscles."

"But..."

"I wonder if he can beat me in a wrestling match..."

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So if I drink your bath water, do I die?

(Don't ask how I got it)

"You'll spaz out before you foam in the mouth and, yes, you will eventually be not alive after drinking my... ahem... "bath water"."

"Seriously, how did you even get that...? Do I need to check the walls of my clinic?"

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Do you produce milk? Pardon my degeneracy.

"Degeneracy excused. Also, do I even have to answer that? For all I know, one of you could be attempting to try and test it out or something."

"Don't try it."

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So I know that you're extremely poisonous with your deadly sweat and all but is there a limit to it? Like is your breath also poisonous?

"I don't think so. Only my fluids are poisonous as far as I know."

"Otherwise, everyone in Tokyo might as well die from my toxic fumes, eh?"

"Although... I feel like that goes the same way when I take a shower... Hopefully the ocean isn't poisoned or perhaps the sewers have a special filtering system?"

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Baby cows are the cutest🥰🐄

"Well, would you look at that? A wholesome ask. You never see these around these parts."

"And yeah, I do have to admit, that cow is pretty adorable."

"What about me though~?"

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Do you know anyone who can produce eggs? Cause I kinda wanna mix that with your milk to see what kinda custard will be created

"Uhh..."

When Ziz made a loud creak from entering the room, Shennong gestures for her to get out of the clinic with a hurried face.

"N-No! I actually don't know anyone who would be able to do that. Why? Are you up to something again, anon? Seriously, I keep telling you all to be obedient little anons!"

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I have the urge to grab your horns and then pull you close for a wet sloppy make out session

"Double it and give it to the next person."

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With that large pecs, I wonder if you need a bra

"No, I don't need to. And try not to get any funny ideas."

"Tezcatlipoca tried that once..."

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Had you tried the grimace shake?🥤💜

"Oh, I just bought one for myself. I'm not sure what it tastes like, but it does look like my color, so..."

"Happy Belated Birthday, Grimace!"

He takes a sip out of the shake and then nods in affirmation.

"Hmm... It doesn't taste that bad actua—"

Approximately 15 minutes later...

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Could you use a smaller needle? I’m rather scared of the big ones.

"No worries. I have different sized needles here that I can use."

"Don't worry, I won't use my Sacred Artifact on you, if that's what you're worried about. Unless you were naughty, that is."