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why are they always ejecting the warp core it’s like they don’t even want it

I don’t know how cheese is made but in my mind it has something to do with caves. Please don’t correct me I don’t want to know the truth

Me when I misspell ‘cheer up’

An accomplishment for me is drinking and not bring up prion diseases in conversation. Yippee !

I wish I had a clingy dog rather than me needing her love so desperately it sickens me

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inspired by this new favorite picture of mine

I’m sleeping with a frozen hot water bottle in my bed and I’ve decided I could not deal with dating Edward Cullen

Star Trek TNG but Beverly Crusher runs the entire ship

I wouldn’t trust myself with gambling, I get thrilled over a kinder egg

I always thought the people who failed “you sing you lose” were pathetic

I’ve got a migraine I meant can one kill you but I made it sound like I thought piranhas were immortal

Love it when I’m listening to an audio book and it says this is an audible novel and it’s like it is audible !! I can hear it so good 😊

Blowing up and then acting like you don’t know nobody 🦈🦈🦈 sounds like a terribly lonely life

This is my sweet girl. I found her in the ridges of my shoe !

This one goes out to the way Brent Spiner made Lore's voice crack in the episode "Brothers"

I’ve never read a Colleen Hoover book but if she’s anything like her brother she sucks

It hurts when you put yourself out there and be the most vulnerable version of yourself just to be ignored …

Candy Bones