Considering Penguins
My friend and I three days ago...
***As we r watching the nature channel on TV***
Me: I fucking love birds! They are epic and they mate for life!
Friend: Yup... they sure do!
Me: Why do you have to be so sarcastic like all the damn time?
Friend: Trust me, these penguins aren't cute...LOOKIT THE BABIES! THEY HAVE POOP ON THEIR STOMACHS...
Me: Haha good one, but seriously the babies are fucking adorable! SO FLUFFY :D














