Jacob Alden headcanons (sfw)
My Jacob alden headcanons 🤤
• Jacob is really particular about eating any sort of fish when going out. He knows the best local places always, the top of the line freshest sushi, grilled salmon, seafood boils, you name it. He has an entire cork board full in his kitchen full of his favorite places.
• Has almost an impressive collection of socks. From the obvious spongebob socks, to more silly designs like salmon fish swallowing his ankles. He also enjoys fluffy socks and a good slippers combo, doesn't take any cheap options. He will drop like 60$ on a pair of slippers and wear them till they fall apart. Which is why he still only has one pair of slippers after 3 years of constant wear.
• He has dabbled in college projects! He looks at local Facebook listings of art major students who need a photographer for a film project, but can't afford any crazy cameras, he's your guy!
• Enjoys geography, just seems like the guy to like it in high school.
• Would be a huge fan of the investigation discovery channel, definitely the guy to just throw on some cable while he does shit around his house. Although I don't think he'd be into YouTube essay videos about murders, says something about most of them being "tasteless" if you ask him.
• He also lovesss a good smash burger, cheap food can always hit hard depending on the mood. Extra cup of pickles on the side, always.
• Knows alll the local walking trails, fishing spots along the trails, secret spots to hang out at where nobody looks, the whole 9 yards. He's usually very reserved about such spots. (Unless ur mc ♡♡)
• Knows how to make a mean grilled/smoked sausage if you asked him.
Okay that's literally all I got for him for now, I got more headcanons abt what it'd be like dating him, sfw and nsfw.+ more generalized jacob hc's. I'll upload them sometime soon. Requests are open♡
