i have no friends and i never leave my house

[meganfxx]

scyfried​:

You guys, why did no one tell me this was actually the best place on earth?! When I tell you I’ve been lucky and blessed enough to visit some of the most gorgeous destinations in the world… nothing has ever come close to this. What’s everyone up to these days? Your newest resident neighbor has been learning how to make carrot cake like a pro, and my two kiddos have been helping like the little treasure angels they are. If we don’t know each other, that’s about to change! Hello, I’m Amanda, or just Mandy! Anyone want some of that cake?

will you be honest with me mandy? is this the most gorgeous places you have ever seen because i am here? because you know you can be honest with me honey. i’m ready to have my cake and eat it. but also, ready to go build a snowman. up for snowballs and hot cocoa?

[meganfxx]

roerigz​:

As long as we’re having fun, it’s hard to see the downside, right? No, I agree, it’s ridiculous what they expect people to do in this country just to go see a doctor, or get the help that they need. Not that any place is perfect, obviously. You have your issues no matter where you go, but it could be a hell of a lot better here, that’s for sure. It’s nice when places really start to feel like home. I know for my first few years in town, I practically lived at Coral Street Cafe, so I can understand why you like it there so much! They did pretty good, they were bushed when we got home, passed right out.

god yeah, it’s like they ask you to jump through at least 50 hoops and the last 25 are on fire and with snakes under them or something. it’s just not good at all. therapy and mental health in general needs to be better researched and all. oh you did? yeah it’s such a cute little café. plus, delicious coffee and goods so you know, i love it. aw, poor kiddos. too exhausted by their parents.

[meganfxx]

skarsgardgustaf​:

Now that would just be quite a title to have though, don’t you think? It’s one hell of a way to introduce yourself; hey I’m Gustaf the resident Lost Boy. Yeah thankfully we didn’t. But knowing myself I am going to go on yet another hike and just test my luck. 

oh, maybe you need to have a friend that can be peter pan. and you can be a proper lost boy. everyone would like it. oh god, don’t push it. before we know it, we don’t even know where we have you here in bayview because you’re off somewhere.

[meganfxx]

roerigz​:

I’d like to! I know you don’t always get a say in what direction life takes you or how it turns out, but if it could be mostly sane, that’d be pretty good by me, honestly. I’d say that a lot of those people probably can’t afford therapy – which is true, it’s ridiculous how unavailable it really is – but I also don’t think they’re aware of the good it would do them. I understand that completely, as much as I love vaca, I love my house, and I love my life in Bayview, so I don’t wanna be away too long. Just a little big longer on this flight now, though, so that’s not so bad, then you can rest.

who knows zach, once we’ve reached our 60′s, we might both be just a tiny bit insane. but maybe it’s good for us. therapy shouldn’t be expensive. it really shouldn’t. like, no healthcare should be. but especially not therapy. three sessions should be mandatory for all people that wants to be... well, people. yeah, i mean, i know i just moved to bayview but like, i already am quite into my apartment. it’s cute and i love to go get coffee at coral street café. it’s easy to feel like home. how did the kiddos handle the flight? and you guys?

[meganfxx]

emxbettxx​:

That was a lot of fun! Oh, I definitely tapped right into my outdoorsy side this week. I love just running around and getting dirty. But I’m going to be looking forward to sleeping on my own mattress when we get back. I loved the aerial park! I think everyone trying their best to get through that bridge was great, trying not to fall with everyone cheering each other on! I… really don’t want to leave just yet.

getting dirty? well well emily i hear what you’re saying here. i’m joking, i’m joking. i’m happy to hear that you’ve been having fun. does that mean you will be taking stephen to the camping trip or not? can that guy survive without electricity? oh god yeah i know, it was so fun. people really got supportive of each other. i.. am kinda homesick.

[meganfxx]

roerigz​:

That’s true, too. It would put a whole lot of pressure on you to live up to what they’re expecting you to be, and make you feel bad or angry when you’re not exactly that. I’d rather just live my life and not have to worry about what anyone else is thinking. They do, I think it’s just their own insecurity. Somehow they’re so unhappy with themselves and who they are that they think it’s okay to take it out on everyone else around them, and it’s really not. They might go for it if you’re offering up some sort of prize, you know? Little bit, I miss the farm and all, but I wouldn’t mind if vacation could last a little longer, either.

yeah, i think it would drive us absolutely mad. and well, i don’t know about you, but i plan to live my life... mostly without being completely mad. i hope so anyway. i want to be a bit sane. insecurities? yeah it could be it. it just sucks that some people just cannot get off their asses and get themselves to therapy. it should honestly be a mandatory thing. you learn so much from it. some would be good from some session of people telling them what the fuck is up. true, bribes is the best kind of parenting if you ask me. yeah i know what you mean. i’m kinda ready to go home and just, sleep for a few days now. it has been fun but i get a bit homesick, if i’m being honest.

[meganfxx]

roerigz​:

You wouldn’t be able to play any kinda game where you sit and people watch and wonder what someone’s story is, since you’d figure it all out just by sitting nearby and listening in on their every thought. Which is kind of scary, actually, but that’s why we don’t have that power. Exactly, it’s the people who think that they don’t have any bad traits or qualities, or even worse, the ones who admit that they do, but just don’t seem to care, for whatever reason. Those people are pretty bad, too. There you go, I’m sure they would love to do that when they walk in the front door.

and still, i think it’s just nice to live in bliss. like, i might not want to know what others think of me all the time. let me live in bliss thinking that they like me or something, so i don’t have to know they hate me. some people really get off on just being nasty, i’m sure of it. i don’t know what kind of power it is that they think they have... but for sure it’s something like that. right, i can pretend it’s a game now can i? i’m sure they would love it. i mean, i might convince the youngest ones but the oldest? not really sure. so are you ready to go home tomorrow?

[meganfxx]

chrispwhitelaw​:

I am a nerd, and I appreciate that about myself. You know, knowing how to read is a very, very low bar for such a pretty lady. I have no clues on the birthday thing, maybe some nice dinners and an early night in? I’m getting too old for this.

i love nerds, especially nerds that calls me a pretty lady. it’s good for me. oh come on, you can’t be too old for birthdays. birthdays are fun, that’s when you are allowed to be spoiled and really get everything you want. there must be something you would like?

[meganfxx]

townofgyllenhaal​:

Drinks, drinks, and more drinks. | Megan & Jake.

The actor’s hand was on Megan’s back as he tried to protect his friend from falling off his lap because honestly, at this point, both were probably too far gone. The walk back was going to be hilarious. Jake laughed loudly at her comment, but he wasn’t quite sure what was so funny about her wanting to eat him, but here he was, laughing with tears over something that’d probably get a chuckle out of him if he was sober. Drinks just did something with Jake, something he didn’t like to admit but was painfully clear. “It’s my most prized body part…” The man joked before he pouted as she took a sip from her water, “Boring……” Or well, Megan was smart. Jake was not as he took a sip from his Long Island Iced Tea before he heard a familiar song playing, “Oh!” Excitement in his voice as he added, “Should we dance?”

megan was sure that if it hadn’t been for jake’s hand on her lower back, she would soon be falling off the chair, but thank god for friends keeping you from falling on your ass. she laughed at his comment, both about the body part, and the water and then tried to resist the urge to steal some of his long island tea, when jake wanted to dance. she shook her head, amused and took his hand as she jumped off his lap, pulling him with him out on the dance floor. “you’re crazy, you know that yeah?” she shouted to be heard over the music, but soon she had her arms wrapped around him, moving, or trying more like it, in rhythm with the song that was playing. “if i sprain my ankle from this since i’m wearing these boots just to not look as short as i am next to you, i’m blaming you,” she warned him, blinking before trying a few dance moves. she was sure it... didn’t look good but also, she was too intoxicated to care.

[meganfxx]

townofgyllenhaal​:

Drinks, drinks, and more drinks. | Megan & Jake.

Did Jake have too much to drink? Yes, but honestly, he needed the fun and party vibe. As far on this trip, he has done a few drinks, caught up with people, done activities and sports, but to actually go all out and party? No. It was maybe a bad idea as he knew he’d have a huge hangover tomorrow, but he was okay with that because with him, was Megan, a girl he always joked with, and to Jake, was a fun girl who you could definitely go crazy with. And Jake, wasn’t wrong because the actor had laughed all night with Megan, drinking far too many alcoholic drinks as they spoke about their new Netflix show where they’d star in. Sadly, he would be the dead one, but the way they came up with things was hilarious to him, “Okay so, how would you get rid of my body? Don’t only eat my penis,” At this point, no sane word came from Jake, but he was having fun so who cares? Not him. @meganfxx

megan had stopped drinking at big events, worried to make a fool out of herself. but now and then she figured she could enjoy the fun and this night? well she wanted the fun. it was not a crowd, it was mostly a few people and then it was her and jake. he was getting absolutely hammered and even though megan wasn’t ever going to admit it, she wasn’t far behind. she was loud, probably obnoxious and she didn’t mind that she was half way up jake’s lap by this point. she giggled, flipping her hair and shook her head at his comment. “what you mean, i can’t eat your penis?” she pouted as she looked at him. “your penis is the fun part, so if i’m not getting that, then what is the point?” she grinned before taking another sip of her drink (water, this time. maybe slowing some of it down). 

[meganfxx]

townofgyllenhaal​:

No, no, just the whole delicious comments and feeding me to all kinds of animals, making people think it was the wolves instead of you. Only if I get to decide where you have a lick or two. It will be like, “How did the sexiest man alive die?” Jokes, but honestly, I would watch it. I might be on the other one where the victim leads police to the killer.

mhm, okay i see how it is. a girl can’t even threaten to have someone eaten by wolves without being judged. that’s rude. well in that case, you should give me a glass of wine before the licking starts. only fair. the sexiest man killed by the sexiest woman, we might have something here jake. as long as i don’t have to go to jail. 

[meganfxx]

townofgyllenhaal​:

Just you, Megan, just you so, I’m not sure if that’s good. Manslaughter? I get big, strong Maneater vibes from you. oh so, let me just put it in my will that if I ever disappear it’s you; someone will fix it for me… right? Might go on Netflix’s mystery cases, and all that. I appreciate the kind words, but please… don’t eat me.

you weirdo. hey, just because i played a girl eating men one time, you get maneater vibes from me? oh well, i can see it. but i promise not to like, eat you. maybe have a lick or two, just for taste. please, of course if you’re gonna go missing... there will be the coolest documentary. we will make sure of it. and i swear again, i won’t eat you. much.

[meganfxx]

townofamell​:

Ice cream is definitely always on our minds, but unlike some people say, we can multitask up there. Everyone has dogs for a reason… I guess, but cats are nice too. Just never know if they are ready for cuddles or no. I did get some nice spa time, got rid of the mud, and now I’m relaxing with cucumbers on my eyes; don’t ask me how I typed this. 

is that so? well i’m very curious about your guy talks now. i wanna hear all these people being interested in me because so far this trip? i’ve been sleeping alone every night. does get boring. cats are a bit evil, which fits me i think. i don’t want a pet i can train to be like, showing love to things. i’m joking, mostly. i would love a dog too. oh wow, are you glowing now too? jealous.

[meganfxx]

roerigz​:

I’d never wanna know someone else’s thoughts, honestly. It’s tempting to say that we would, but I would hate if someone could know what I was thinking, so I don’t wanna do it back to them. You’d end up learning things that you wish that you never knew, that’s how I look at it. I try to be, I have my flaws and my faults, but I guess that we all do, right? Nope, they do have to do their own unpacking and help with laundry, but they’ve been on the go for a while, so some R&R is needed.

yeah i think you would just get to know... all too much. like way, way too much. plus, it’s fun imagining what some might be thinking sometimes, wouldn’t want to take away that fun guessing game. we all have flaws and faults but if we work through them? that’s how we get better. and if we just... know we have them and try and get better. the worst are those people not wanting to admit their flaws and try and blame it on everybody else. damn, oh well. my kids are coming out to visit soon, maybe i can get them to do it for me. i’m joking i’m joking! i am not that terrible of a mother.

[meganfxx]

roerigz​:

It can be super frustrating, but at the same time, think about how exhausting it would be if you were privy to every little bit of information out there. Your brain would wanna explode. And besides, I like knowing there are things to learn. Common’s definitely not normal, know, people should just be what they are, and not worry about fitting into any kind of mold. Normal or otherwise. I don’t envy it. I’ve always been kinda lucky to skate under the radar and like that. We could definitely do that, yeah. My kids’ll need a little while to settle back into town, anyway, so I’m cool with just laying low for a little bit.

yeah i think it’s good we don’t know... every single thing. i always think of that too, when people say they want the ability to read people’s thoughts.. i think they would go insane. i mean unless you could turn it on and off but yeah all that information? no thank you. you’re a good man zach, probably that’s why. damn, i was going to ask if i could bribe your kids into unpacking for me when i get back, but you’re giving them time off? oh well guess i have to go to plan b, then.

[meganfxx]

apopple​:

I definitely can’t imagine you not being able to handle yourself with them.  I think that popsicles are pretty much always fair game. I think that one with like fruit in it would be lovely at breakfast honestly.  We’re all having a great time.  The change of scenery and lots of room to roam helps. Plus there are horses and ponies here which always go over well.

yeah, i freeze smoothies like popsicles to take out during hot days. there’s nothing better, some good energy and it cools you down. oh, what have been the kids favourites then? anything they want to do more often?

[meganfxx]

emxbettxx​:

Yeah, they probably would, but they can have fun doing stuff outside. It’s amazing, I’m a huge nature girl and I love being outside, so this is pretty awesome. The ATV thing was hilarious because I thought I got stuck for a moment. I did! Because pie, ice cream… why not have both?

they will manage, i’m sure. i am more of a nature girl that i thought, don’t get me wrong, i’m not saying i’m not a city girl but after this week? well nature is really good. we’ve had some fun, yeah? the aerial thing was the best though, so much fun to see everyone scared as fuck.