Hool

[surqrised]

Sometimes we have to travel to unknown places to find things we didn’t know we’d lost, and to repair parts of us we didn’t know were broken.

Holly Renee Miller (via surqrised)

[k-eke]

Some One Piece devil fruit users as little animals :) 

[meganhooligan]

[meganhooligan]

#հայերեն #հայատառ #հայաստան #կոնցեպտ #պատ #արվեստ

[meganhooligan]

Author:unknown

#armenian #armenia #հայերեն

[thegoodvybe]

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 1351. You’re driving your ship home from work, wifey calls and sends you to the local store to get some rags as diapers for the baby. You grab a bouquet of flowers for her too. Life’s good. You both die from the plague

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2020. You’re driving home in your tractor after voting for Trump, the man of your people. Your sister calls and asks you to get some diapers for the baby you bought from the Walmart parking lot last week. You steal roses for her on your way out. Life’s good

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2068. You’re staring at the most beautiful stranger. She explains to you that she’s your wife. You have dimentia. You smile and take her hand as your grandchildren jump around the room. You’ve lived a good life. Suddenly you’re staring at the most beautiful stranger

[thebootydiaries]

Anyway I’m back on my bullshit

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2019. Your fiancé just got you roses in your big house with 3 cars and 5 dogs. You did all this to tweet it with “We’re only 19, what are you doing with your life?” You got 5 retweets. He’s been buying roses instead of food for weeks. You can’t cook. You haven’t eaten in 3 days

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2018. You’re scrolling through Tumblr and you see a post by none other than thebootydiaries. “Goals”, you think to yourself. Yes, this was it. What you’ve been waiting for. Your entire life has led up to this. Your fingers shake as you type your comment. “Goals.” You hit reblog as you’re trembling, the chair squeaking ever so slightly. “I can’t wait to forget diapers, and have dementia.” You sigh. “And buy a house, dogs, and cars. And…and…” goosebumps race through your entire body. “And get the plague.”

[meganhooligan]

Escorpión mata ratas solitarias @tigran-ian

#friends #undivided #power #dilijan #armenia

[meganhooligan]

Почему нам говорят, что мы вольны выбирать кем нам становиться, но при этом нам нельзя становиться поэтами?

[thoughtkick]

“I am a fool with a heart but no brains, and you are a fool with brains but no heart; and we’re both unhappy, and we both suffer.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Idiot (via thoughtkick)

[love]

52 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU by Madison Broadway

Curly hair, no matter the color.

Mole, or beauty mark.

Temper.

The adventure being with you always brings.

The way you smell.

You put on a sports show when I need a good nap.

Macy, the build a bear you made me.

The way you never give up.

Your laugh.

Your smile.

How defensive you get when I call you fat.

You get really upset when you don’t know if you will see me one weekend.

You know what my favorite foods are.

How much you love Domino.

We always get excited for the same movie.

Your sense of humor.

Your dreams for the future are as spontaneous as mine.

The dirt under your nails after a long day working hard.

I get twice as much sleep as you and you don’t complain like I would.

You ask before you download apps on my phone.

We are ourselves when we are with each other.

We always tie at every game or pick the same team.

If I really want to do something you will make sure I get to.

The way you love me.

You are my best friend.

You take my advice after what seems hours of consideration.

How much you hate to be wrong, and how much you know I do too.

Your eyes.

Your requirement for ‘name brand clothing’.

The look you give me when I wear something ‘different’.

You will wear anything I buy for you at least once. (H&M Trunks)

You are slowly using fashion lingo i.e., cords.

The stories you always have to follow up someone else’s.

You always know what to say when I am sad.

The way it is so hard for you to surprise me.

You never say no in a time of need.

The good relationships you have with my family.

The way you worry about bothering other people.

How your texting has changed since we started dating.

I have heard almost none of your favorite songs.

You are the only person to ever use YouTube on my phone.

The way you never let me forget how I first contacted you.

The way you never let me forget about my bangs phase.

The way you love to mess up pictures.

Your hugs and kisses.

The things you always want as gifts, which I never get.

How hard it is to get you to tweeze your eyebrows.

You always know jewelry is a perfect gift for me.

I know not to expect cards.

The way you move your jaw muscles when you get mad.

How I thought you would never want to date me.

How you always let me pick your outfit.

[meganhooligan]

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[meganhooligan]

Мы раздеваем вагоны метро до рельс.

Свидание

[50shadesofdistance]

[meganhooligan]

Love won’t tear us apart again!

[meganhooligan]

Скажи — не я ль тебя заметил В толпе застенчивых подруг, Твой первый взор не я ли встретил, Не я ли был твой первый друг? ------------------------------------------------------------ А. С. Пушкин 1823 г.

[meganhooligan]

WHY SO PERFECT? Amanda Seyfried

[meganhooligan]

Засвети же свечу на краю темноты. Я увидеть хочу то, что чувствуешь ты. ——————————— Иосиф Бродский