It's the Jason and Megan Show. Duh.

I'm Megan, I'm an artist. He's Jason, he's a musician. If we had a real show, it'd look something like this. If you're looking for our "best of", click here If you're my secret santa admirer, this is your cheat sheet Or if you want to see all the cool behind the scenes stuff I do at the gallery/museum, we've got that covered too

[meganshow]

paint my nails -> chip my nails repeat.

[deathandmysticism]

A woman gives birth aided by a midwife and two other women, while two astrologers cast the child's horoscope, 16th century

[herpsandbirds]

Whitehead’s Broadbill (Calyptomena whiteheadi), family Calyptomenidae, order Passeriformes, endemic to Borneo

photograph by Therese Ong

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Joshua Striker

[meganshow]

sometimes the only people keeping me alive are my dog and cat. frequently, really.

[meganshow]

What was the fucking point again?

[meganshow]

I think to myself: "You have worked very hard at school, you're kicking ass at midterm and ahead on the homework, treat time!" and I go look at shoes or whatever and I catch myself thinking "I should put these on a list in case someone wanted to buy---" .... Be so fucking for real. N o b o d y. Wants to buy-in let alone spend money. There is not some person who really gives a shit. And even if there was? I'm just doing the hard work for them. Literally doing their homework about me so they don't have as much of a chance of letting me down. Making those lists is literally a masked plea of "please don't let me down when it comes to gifts this time, here I made it easy for you". That's? One of the saddest things ever. That's pathetic. I'm begging you to take interest in these objects I have found pleasant because I know otherwise you have no idea what to get me so you panic and buy stupid shit. And then I'm....the owner of stupid shit I didn't want or can't use which makes me feel even more lonely and stupid.

What a night. Neat.

[meganshow]

I thought "oh maybe tonight will be nice and I wont be sad" but whoop here we are.

[mammalianmammals]

Northern Hog Badger (Arctonyx albogularis), family Mustelidae, Kaziranga Tiger Reserve, Assam, India

Once considered to be a subspecies of the Greater Hog Badger, A. collaris, which has now been split into 3 species.

photograph by Soumyajit Nandy

[pigswithwings]

the fascinating thing about being abused is that years later youre gonna be there sitting around going "okay so what now". cause like theres no instruction manual is there

[pigswithwings]

youre gonna be buying groceries and then youre gonna remember you went through all that for literally no good reason and youre gonna go Oh Okay and put paper towels in your bag or whatever

[mini-wrants]

Is that so?

Go apply for a mortgage without a social security number, right now. See how far you get.

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[thememedaddy]

[goth-queen]

[how-i-saw-the-world]

Always remember: You can't get replaced if you weren't chosen in the first place

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[thatsbelievable]

[meganshow]

alright yall, big ass word of the day:

Chiropterophily: This is the scientific term for plant pollination specifically by bats

(cheerROP-tuh-ROF-uh-lee)