septem vitia capitalia

[ semi-indie Dualscar ] All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you. [ by marshall ]

[megathirio-blog]

Let it be knowvn that I am the only good quad-related decision that @cherrycurio has ever made.

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

yea n im the only good kismesis youve had in 10000 sweeps you high maintenance salt chugger  

[megathirio-blog]

VWery rude of you.

[megathirio-blog]

Let it be knowvn that I am the only good quad-related decision that @cherrycurio has ever made.

[megathirio-blog]

Evwening, beasties.

[bob-belcher]

[megathirio-blog]

There are better vways to get my attention, my little monster. @cherrycurio

[philosophybits]

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths.

Bertrand Russell, Human Society in Ethics and Politics (via philosophybits)

[megathirio-blog]

[do you have a rules page? I'm on mobile]

// yep! it’s under /byf

[jlalondes]

megathirio‌:

I don’t tend to pick fights, but I do finish them.

A fight story? Or a vwork story?

u think ur a cool guy huh? jus hanging around until some1 decides to dance with u huh?

awright tough guy u tell me about one of ur fight stories, work is boring an im also bored of working

[megathirio-blog]

I do think I’m a cool guy, as a matter of fact.

Hmm... I could tell you the one about the anchors, or I could tell you about the final conflict vwith my ex... That one is popular, if history is to be beliewved.

[megathirio-blog]

jlalondes‌:

so do u pick fights or do th fights come 2 u

or like do u have a preference at all? tell me about one of ur fav stories

I don’t tend to pick fights, but I do finish them.

A fight story? Or a vwork story?

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

you wouldn’t know it from that pic but DS has been on the water for a few perigees so he was scruffy as fuck before I forced him to fucking trim up

[megathirio-blog]

Nowv don't just go and kill VWriska like that. Howv cruel.

[megathirio-blog]

jlalondes‌:

megathirio‌:

Seadvwellers typically livwe until vwe die, as it vwere, and vwe hawve made ourselwves vwery difficult to kill.

how difficult 2 kill 👀

bcause that sounds like a boring kinda life 2 live if theres no risk at all

That is precisely vwhy I’m the Orphaner. Life gets boring vwhen no one fucks vwith you.

[megathirio-blog]

Any more painfully obvwious statements from the gallery?

[megathirio-blog]

You are a very attractive person

Yes, I am vwell avware.

[megathirio-blog]

Ironic, considering the extremely delicate ecosystem vwe growv up in.

[megathirio-blog]

jlalondes‌:

megathirio‌:

I’m allergic to being dead.

LOL ME 2 but srsly yall dont even need god powers an ur already op whats the deal

Seadvwellers typically livwe until vwe die, as it vwere, and vwe hawve made ourselwves vwery difficult to kill.

[megathirio-blog]

Hm… Daddy.

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

if you ever say that to my face I’m going to kick you off of the tallest tower in this palace

[megathirio-blog]

(: