So okay. Where do I begin? I’m so excited I could throw up.
Anyway. I WROTE A BOOK. A legit book. Like with paper and words and art and photos and a cover and a back cover and IT’S DOPE AS F. Seriously, it's like available at real bookstores. The book is called MEGA WEIRD. It’s a collection of unbelievably embarrassing stories from my weird life. And it’s available for online pre-order worldwide TODAY.
If you’re not a little kid, go grab your pre-order copy immediately. No seriously, it’s not for kids because it has bad words.
Don’t be weird. Be MEGA WEIRD.
CLICK THE LINKS BELOW TO ORDER YOUR FRIGGIN COPY:
Chester County Book Company
City Lights Booksellers & Publishers
Garden District Book Shop
Kepler's Books & Magazines
Malaprop's Bookstore/Cafe
McLean & Eakin Booksellers
Mrs. Nelson's Toy and Book Shop
Politics and Prose Bookstore
Quail Ridge Books & Music
That Bookstore in Blytheville
The Book Stall at Chestnut Court
The Elliott Bay Book Company
The Hickory Stick Bookshop
The King's English Bookshop