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Meg: *getting in trouble for something* If I’m going down, I’m taking everyone else down with me!

Ollie: What’s wrong with you?

Meg: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

Phoebe: Lars and I have a special chemistry, the kind of relationship where we finish each others--

Lars: Sentences!!

Phoebe: *sternly* Please, do not interrupt me.

Meg: It’s 2020, far past the time when we should’ve put the ‘k’ back in thicc.

Lou: Thkicc.

Chris: You know, Cayden, we should get red and blue light up sneakers for when we have to chase people on foot!

Elliot: I don’t need gasoline or wood to start a fire. In fact, everything around us is a fireplace ready to be lit!

Chris: HI, I’m Detective Right-All-The-Time, and this is my partner, Detective Terrible-Detective.

Cayden: ...

Kelly: *covering Meg’s eyes* Guess who?

Meg: It’s either Kelly, or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Kelly: *taking his hands away* It’s Kelly!

Meg: Dang it.

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