[memescomedy]

[spiletta42]

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

[hannahhillam]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Did the cat just give–

[teenagerposts]

this is the wholesome pure content we need more of

[book-caps]

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[kissedbyatroll]

I love how he just catches her

[disgustingpile-deactivated20140]

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

[coral]

I don’t know who I am anymore.

[coral]

“It’s okay to get tired sometimes. Don’t give up, everything will happen at the right time.”

— All your wishes will come true. (via coral)

[coral]

I still remember the very moment I fell in love with you.

[agriculture-lesbian]

um no offense but my body’s made of crushed little stars. and i’m not afraid of anything :/

[gosh]

“I miss you so much it hurts.”

— You are everything to me. (via coral)

[happiersuggestion]

if the stars could talk, they would tell you how lovely you are

[67l67-deactivated20191212]

Hurt me with the truth but never comfort me with a lie

[coral]

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

[chrissongzzz]

[notdenialsurvival]

What kind of…

[historical-nonfiction]

When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed.”

[some-like-it-luke-warm]

I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know

[krabby-kronicle]

[okaymad]