the twin terror

You, hey, you. Come talk to me and things. I'm Megan, the cool twin of the Thomas twins. I'm a music major here at UCLA. I sing, I dance, I play guitar, all sorts of shit. Let's be best friends.

[misselliekeane]

Too many vodka sodas and I’m a rock star.

[megsthomas]

Best photo I've ever taken in my life.

[misselliekeane]

[misselliekeane]

Hey it’s worth a shot. I’m sure if you yell treat really loud he’ll totally be all for it. Especially since he loves you so much.

[megsthomas]

I can do that. That's true, he loves me way more than he loves Felix. Okay, dropping it now. Look out below, Becks!

[misselliekeane]

Becks laid down and won’t get back up. I didn’t know what to do so I just laid down with him and took pictures. We’re still outside.

[megsthomas]

If you look up, I'm hanging over the railing. I have a dog treat. If I drop it...do you think Becks will catch it?

[bria-lawrence]

First test of the year.

[bria-lawrence]

I dooo, but he lives in Minnesota so I never really see him or his pig all that much.

[megsthomas]

We should go meet Earl and the pig someday.

[bria-lawrence]

First test of the year.

[bria-lawrence]

Healthy food is good for you, though. I might have to start to eat it more often if I don’t want to resemble my cousin Earl’s pet pig.

[megsthomas]

I don't liiike it. Oh my god. You have a cousin Earl with a pet pig?

[bria-lawrence]

First test of the year.

[bria-lawrence]

But I bet it’s not very healthy, though. Which makes it better.

[megsthomas]

It's not healthy at all, I'd hope. I'm sick of healthy food, the doctors made me eat it all week.

[bria-lawrence]

First test of the year.

[bria-lawrence]

We could do that, yes. I’m never against getting food. Especially if it’s really bad food.

[megsthomas]

It's not bad, though. It's the best.

[bria-lawrence]

First test of the year.

[bria-lawrence]

… Is that a real thing? I have never heard of it.

[megsthomas]

Oh my god, yes. We should go eat at a food truck.

[bria-lawrence]

First test of the year.

[bria-lawrence]

… That is seriously very very tempting. 

[megsthomas]

I'm waaatching The Great Food Truck Race. It's goood.

[bria-lawrence]

First test of the year.

[bria-lawrence]

You are a bad studying influence, Megs.

[megsthomas]

Maybe. You should watch tv with me instead.

[bria-lawrence]

First test of the year.

[bria-lawrence]

But tests are usually interesting. This one is just hard. I don’t enjoy this Finance class. Ugh.

[megsthomas]

You should just not take it!

[bria-lawrence]

First test of the year.

For some reason I’m not as excited as I could be.

[megsthomas]

Because it's a test and that's lame.

[djm-a-d]

You heard it before?

[megsthomas]

A few times, yeaah. Mostly just in passing on the radio and stuff.

[djm-a-d]

Tom Ford by Jay-Z?

[megsthomas]

Oh. That makes more sense.

[djm-a-d]

I don’t pop molly, I rock Tom Ford International bring back the Concorde Numbers don’t lie, check the scoreboard

[megsthomas]

...what?

[megsthomas]

Ellie and Felix weren't home today, so I got to look after Becks. It was fun.

[luke-kovar]

To the asshole who stole the lawn mower.

[luke-kovar]

Is that an answer or a question?

[megsthomas]

Both.