jingminmei

[fuks]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

She knew EXACTLY what to do lmaooo

[myfloraloutlet]

That cold expression when she realized what she had to do. Sis is me

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M CRYING!

[aaronleon-deactivated20161028]

Me AF…

[bootyshortjesus]

how to get away with murder 

[itguidesandnews]

[sersh]

[beyoncesdancers]

[gemini]

Stop

[bob-belcher]

being forced to go out on the weekend

[memewhore]

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂

Bless his heart.

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.

[axew]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[softhoneybuns]

That paw’s GLOWIN

[news1es-forever]

Is no one talking about the dog’s face?

[brittany-murphy]

[bob-belcher]

[alycyn]

when ur in an argument and u have a really good point but u stutter

[okaymad]

[easilyhumored]

All y'all on here who use the metric system in your daily lives are lucky as heck because Pokemon Go is personally targeting me, a God-fearing, patriotic, hardworking American who doesn’t know what the hell a kilometer is

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[comradesaucegay]

other people: driving is so fun and relaxing!!!

me driving: *the absolute opposite of relaxed. constantly playing out scenarios in my head of what could go wrong. screaming and crying a little on the inside. screaming and crying a little on the outside. deeply plagued by the knowledge of my own mortality. 2% human and 98% anxiety.* 

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]