ℐ think ℐ tried to wake up too fast

{Then ℐ bumped my head and it was back to bed for awhile ♪} Miss Mei ♕ ↳ "ℐf ℐ'm going to die, ℐ might as well die sarcastic."

[blackboardheart-blog]

"I’m sorry but I’m afraid I don’t understand what you’re talking about…"

[meimemimomu]

"Boo, boo, you're totally not fetch."

"For future reference your response should be, 'and you shake it all up!'"

[sunshine-storm]

Blanks for a second then snaps fingers.

"Shake it all up?"

[meimemimomu]

"Correct-amundo!"

[meimemimomu]

"You put the lime in the coconut and -- !!"

Frantically cues random stranger. "Psst, it's your line!"

[kurockcore]

… Okaaaay.

"Do I look like a damn hipster to you? And stop that stupid noise you’re making— it’s annoying."

[meimemimomu]

Wait for it, wait for it --

"That's too baaaad, mister."

[steelmagonlia]

Sort of wants to ask but doesn’t at the same time.

[meimemimomu]

Become the bench, feel the bench, hear the bench, taste the bench --

"Oh my GAWD, that's gross." She lost herself within the bench. Abruptly she jolts upright.

[effectscreamer]

"If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck enough wood to build a nest. Which, in the average size of logs, would be 1/3 of a log. That’s how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood." Nailed it.

[meimemimomu]

"Ding, ding, ding, ding! We have a wiiiiiiner!"

[meimemimomu]

Lies face-down on a park bench.

Becomes one with the bench.

[effectscreamer]

what

[meimemimomu]

Victim numero uno, mission start.

"Riddle me this! How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Hurry, you've only got twenty seconds..!! Nineteen, eighteen, seventeen.."

[meimemimomu]

Throws on a mask.

"I received explicit orders to induce shenanigans! Prepare to get hecked!"  

[cleanne-chan]

よこ

[kurockcore]

Riiiiight.

"It sounds idiotic. Who follows trends like sheep anyway? Pass."

[meimemimomu]

This cues some interesting bleating from the brunette.

"Does this mean you're a real-life hipster, mister? Baaaa." No sheep puns to be had.

[kurockcore]

"Yes, that word. That ridiculous word you keep saying over and over again. What does it mean.”

He really hated repeating himself.

[meimemimomu]

"Tweark is a state of mind! It's like, one of those new age trends!" Bullshit.

"Only those who are hip and with it can achieve twerk."

[pokepokepewpew]

by ぺち

[ikebxkuro-blog]

Another bootybump is due! “You bet’cha! I’m Masami Kida. And you?”

[meimemimomu]

Shimmies like a pro.

"Mei! Semi-professional donut and captain of the unofficial Toshi City twerk team 2k14." Beams. "Pleasure to meetcha."

[ikebxkuro-blog]

The loudest it’s ever been. Let’s go.

“‘AAAAAAAAAY!”

Cue the bootybump and a wink. Right after, she gives a beautiful introduction. “Hell yeah. I like you.”

[meimemimomu]

Joins in the "Aaaaaay"-ing, gotta scream that off the rooftops! 

Hella. Cue her interesting version of the running man. "Likewise, brochacha."

[kurockcore]

She’s talking him and circles and, at this point, he’d be very, very angry. But as it stands he’s just confused.

"… What the hell does that word even mean?”

[meimemimomu]

"What word? Twerk?"

She manages to look quite innocent.

[ikebxkuro-blog]

A little louder this time. “‘Aaaaaaay!”

Clicks tongue and shoots back! Together now!

"Don’t drop that thun thun thun!"

[meimemimomu]

She's a half-beat behind but it's thought that counts. "Don't drop that thunthunthun!" 

Double-snap, salutes, and shoots! One last time!