“who gave dracula the wifi password?”

Leftist, anti-fascist, -imperialist, -capitalist, -AI, etc etc etc. Pro-knitting and vampires

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[yesterdaysprint]

The Circleville Herald, Ohio, April 2, 1928

[thesituation]

i hate when ppl are like “fish poop/have sex in that water!” about the ocean .. that’s an ecosystem more intricate and ancient than you can imagine have some fucking respect. the ocean is arguably itself an organism. we came from that shit

[sioltach]

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

[grrwoof-woof]

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

[wizardlybones]

“It’s not that deep!” Yes! It is!

[brain-rot-central]

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

As recently as 1890, more people in the U.S. died of tuberculosis each year than died of heart disease and cancer COMBINED.

The idea of heart disease and cancer being leading causes of death is younger than Dr Pepper or Maxwell House.

Scientific discovery has utterly transformed the world in which we live, increasing life expectancy and alleviating suffering. It's the greatest success in human history. Failing to share these innovations with all humans is the greatest failure in human history.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

[starsnot]

have you ever seen a cow in real life

i see cows every day

i see cows very often

i only see cows occasionally, but often enough that it isnt unusual

i have only seen cows a few times

i have seen cows once

i have seen cows but only at a Place To See Animals

i have never seen a cow

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

if you used to see cows consistently but you dont anymore, answer according to how often you did at cow time!

[starsnot]

only poll response that matters

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[yoooyooyoo]

@unofficial-autism-post

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Somewhere in the 15th-century Brandenburg, a student dropped his homework down the toilet.

You scratched your Latin exercises into the wax with a stylus, smoothed it over, and started again the next day. Cheap, reusable, and easy to lose.

This particular set ended up at the bottom of a latrine shaft in the town of Wittenberg, in a privy attached to a Franciscan monastery.

For six hundred years, they sat there in the muck.

When archaeologists excavated the site, they expected the usual. What they pulled out instead was a stack of wax tablets in remarkable condition. The very thing that should have rotted them away, the wet, oxygen-poor sludge of a medieval toilet, had sealed them off from the air and preserved both the wood and the wax.

The writing was still legible.

https://www.livescience.com/archaeology/800-year-old-notebook-and-fancy-silk-toilet-paper-discovered-in-medieval-latrine-in-germany

[apolladay]

On what part of your body is your biggest scar?

head

torso

arms/hands

legs/feet

a different part of my body

I have 0 scars

Remaining time: 20 hours 5 minutes

[homunculus-argument]

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[menoftiktok]

Flora MMA | the ultimate bromance fr fr

[wholesomepostarchive]

9/28/2023

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[hope-and-joy-detector]

Hope and Joy Detected!!