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*lying* i am normal about that fictional woman vosqui || 20s || she/her icon by pinkvbay

[vosquitransitis]

hello. you can call me vosqui (she/her). i'm a lesbian and in my 20s.

this blog is primarily always going to be a quilt of my interests atm so if i do a violent shift from dragon age to star trek, that's life. nevertheless my rpg oc stuff is linked below if slightly not up to date. im somewhat inconsistent with my tagging system. you can always ask about them. if we're mutuals feel very free to ask for my discord <3

terfs and twerfs stay away, you're not welcome here!!

og post tag -> vosqui.txt

post in german/about german stuff -> german shit

general oc tag

dragon age ocs

baldur's gate iii ocs

ok that's all, bye

[villain-official]

"Can mutuals DM you" my mutuals could throw me into an industrial meat grinder tbh

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[moon-grub]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[optimisticrunawaygalaxy]

I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy

[qelflinq]

post-werewolf-rampage meet-cute

[vosquitransitis]

maaaan i have to go to work again what about my video game.

[vosquitransitis]

atleast i have a new character to think about while doing the same shit everyday. small mercies.

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[fuitgummybat]

Shout out to folks who call themselves girls who aren't women

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate 

[2vulpes]

creating more beautiful sapphic ocs with questionable morals just to feel something

[001x456]

[vosquitransitis]

lödwyn/envoy are the deadalive4deadalive couple of the century aaand post

[vosquitransitis]

maaaan i have to go to work again what about my video game.

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[shurlock]

my vision for commander of the inquisition evangeline de brassard:

recruited by cassandra after her and rhys are forced to leave the rebel mages because they had the genius idea of just. making another templar order that's totally different

except neither of them tell her this so she recruits them with the hopes of them being able to convince the mages to return under the chantry's control

despite common belief, evangeline wouldn't actually advocate to side with mages. she wouldn't oppose siding with the mages but she very clearly prefers the templars, especially since she's already encountered templars using red lyrium. another chance to blame the institutional failings of the templars on an external cause? baby she's taking it

if the mages join the inquisition, it'll be very tense for her and she'll always say that they should have people watching over them because they're still dangerous

if the templars join the inquisition, she'll stop playing this song and dance of "no... i'm no longer a templar. i left that life behind me...." and make herself knight-vigilant of the newly reformed (is it really?) templar order

romanceable but only if you're a human or elven mage and her romance can only be triggered in haven when you're still the inquisition's prisoner

rhys is also there but this isn't about him. she WILL be cheating on him if you romance her

and then in the epilogue she breaks up with you because she no longer holds any power over you. sorry.

[vosquitransitis]

cleaning supplies at work for scrubbing the floor have dissolved most of the glue holding my shoes together so now my feet are even wetter than usual at the end of my shift