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Uma side blog yippie Main @ thrashz

[tanukiimo]

you’re under her spell now!!

[sdsw]

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[skunkes]

Hi Cheye!! Today is the day when i tell my mutuals what Umamusume character they remind me of, and you are Narita Top Road, do of this what you will and have a good day/evening!! :>

i like the horse girls ^_^

[soupbasechan]

shabubu

[tanukiimo]

extremely self-indulgent creek/belno

inspired by this post!!

[mymidwestheart]

Well, that made me happy. 😌🎠❄️

[rainbowbarnacle]

[garbage-empress]

video about Belgians but the only dialog is in English. Curious.

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[exocorpsehq]

💖

[echoggbab]

Horse girls for a friend

[doubleca5t]

Umamusume is an extremely funny series to introduce to someone because not only is the core premise absurd (gijinkas of famous Japanese racehorses who run races that mirror the careers of the horses they're based on while also being idols), but it feels like every other writing and worldbuilding decision is somehow even more absurd than the last

[doubleca5t]

The series takes place at what is ostensibly a high school but the umas have careers that occur years if not decades apart. The umas do not age, no one appears to ever leave Tracen Academy if they don't want to and there is no satisfying explanation for how this works

Despite, again, all of then ostensibly being in high school, some umas act like grown adults who pay taxes and others act like they're no more than 8 years old

Canonically, no one gambles on the uma races.

The creators had to patch some of the story dialogue because they accidentally created a timeline where the modern day Republic of Ireland has a monarchy

Super Creek wants you to do age regression with her because she likes playing mommy

Admire Vega had a twin sister who was aborted in the womb and said dead fetus is now a literal ghost that actively haunts her

Matikanefukukitaru also has a dead sister and she isn't being haunted but she does have religious psychosis

The creators get permission from the owners of all the horses before putting them in the game. The owner of Daiwa Scarlet allegedly approved her inclusion in the game on the one condition that she be given bigger boobs than her main rival, Vodka

Vodka drinks tea from a flask

Agnes Digital writes erotic friend fiction of the other umas

Streets have dedicated uma lanes

The Statue of Liberty is an umamusume

Long phone

[ferricsailor]

have a page from a comic that i cannot share the rest of until next week ish

[thiingamajiig]

different, but the same

[lamignonette]

[samipekoe]

burger horse

[superchat]

ravi

[nodoru]

Uma square

[michanpc]

Doodlessss