Pretty Cake

Annie /.London / 18

[roscolux]

happy vday b careful out there

[hanji-the-shitty-glasses]

You won’t be shocked by Zeke’s double betrayal if you never trusted him in the first place

[personalcathedrls-archive]

Shmebulock gets me

[afadthatlastsforever]

“What I’ve learned is that you cannot escape your grief. You can try to drown it in distractions, kill it with your vices, or pretend like it isn’t even there, sooner or later, it will spring back out of its secret hiding place and demand you stand and face it.”

— Beau Taplin • T h e  M o n s t e r  O f  G r i e f

[maisonderriere]

[thebusylilbird]

freddie mercury saying ‘I think I’m bisexual’ and his fiancée immediately answering with ‘You’re gay’ is literally the epitome of the bisexual experience tho, I almost screamed in the cinema when that scene happened

[trashofhamilton]

me: i’m bisexual

mom: you’re gay

me: ?

[acegodzilla]

god I wish that were me

[spicyghostpepper]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

[0l0x]

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

[lovinglystar]

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

[cottagesmasher]

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.

[nonamenonewhatsoever]

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[reactingtosomething]

The Collector

[theycallmebecca]

I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable

[frogmp3]

bisexual privilege is having impeccable taste but ultimately sabotaged by having little to no brains

[omegaverse]

who would win: white girls on instagram pretending to be black or white girls on insta pretending to be east asian

[thebooksbabe]

[xanaxandcoffee]

physically my body is here but mentally I’m in the astral plane beating myself up in the target parking lot