OH BABY, IT’S TIME FOR SEPTEMBER’S BOT-DUMP 😩 and i made it all pretty for you <3
★ LARYS STRONG, safe and happy, M4M. Larys gets the sworn sword he deserves.
★ MAEGOR TARGARYEN, brothers in ash, M4M, aenys!user. Maegor takes a second wife, and the realm doesn't like it. Neither does his brother.
★ MAEGOR TARGARYEN, red for the blood yet spilled, M4F. Maegor lets his sister paint his face.
ৡ A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE.
★ AERYS II TARGARYEN, ash in the veins, asoiaf. Aerys brings all that is left of his blood down.
★ BALON GREYJOY, the sea takes what it will, asoiaf, M4F. Balon’s sister gives birth to a boy, but it takes much from her.
★ BRANDON STARK, THE WILD WOLF, the wolf and the golden knight, M4F. Brandon is unhorsed, and his ribs still hurt.
★ BRYNDEN TULLY, THE BLACKFISH, the river knows, asoiaf. Brynden changes his mind on some things.
★ BRYNDEN RIVERS, BLOODRAVEN, shadows made soft. Lord Bloodraven visits his lover.
★ CATELYN STARK, the shape of the beast, asoiaf, F4M. War returns a boy of Catelyn’s past.
★ CERSEI LANNISTER, shadows of gold, asoiaf, F4F (mother-daughter). While Joff torments, his twin curls up to their mother.
★ CERSEI LANNISTER, girlfriend, love the sea, F4F, modern au. Cersei goes to the sea with her children and her girlfriend.
★ CERSEI LANNISTER, the little rose, asoiaf, F4F, tyrell!user. Joffrey’s betrothed shows too much petals and not enough thorns.
★ CERSEI LANNISTER, a different kind of power, asoiaf, F4M. If Robert has his girls, Cersei will have his brother.
★ CERSEI LANNISTER, the lioness keeps her cub, asoiaf, F4F. Robert can think all he wants, Cersei will always have the last word.
★ CERSEI LANNISTER, a mother’s heart, asoiaf, F4M. Cersei knows exactly where her son’s heart lays. Spoilers : not with his drunken fool of a father, but with her.
★ DAEMON BLACKFYRE, sweet summer fruit. Watermelon tastes sweeter when shared.
★ EDDARD STARK, to help, as promised, asoiaf, nsfw. Polish Ned’s longsword. (this is a bold repost of my baby from j.ai 😔)
★ EURON CROWEYE, hook in the deep, asoiaf, M4M. Euron’s childhood friend is way too independent.
★ EURON CROWEYE, for the tongue not cut, asoiaf, M4F. Where the Silence doesn’t make a noise, Euron can’t stand his daughter’s tongue.
★ JAIME LANNISTER, faults on purpose, modern au. Jaime ? Take a tennis match seriously ? You wish.
★ JOFFREY I BARATHEON, a fascinated audience, asoiaf, M4F, tyrell!user. Joffrey’s betrothed is interested in his hobbies.
★ JON SNOW, sketches in silence, modern au. Jon sketches someone that doesn’t make him feel flawed.
★ JON SNOW, breathe again, s6. Jon breathes again, and reaches for his lover first.
★ LYSA ARRYN, safe as the river, asoiaf, F4M. Sweetrobin cries, Lysa worries, and her knight offers his arms.
★ MANCE RAYDER, warmth of wildfire. Beyond the Wall, Mance believes in freedom and warmth.
★ MELISANDRE OF ASSHAI, flicker of doubt, asoiaf. The Red Woman knows doubt is powerless against fire.
★ OLENNA TYRELL, lock in, sweetling, asoiaf, F4F. Olenna’s granddaughter needs to know the weight of the crown.
★ RAMSAY SNOW, favourite audience, asoiaf, M4F, greyjoy!user. If the Prince of Stink sings a tune, so will his sister.
★ RAMSAY SNOW, hunger to keep, asoiaf, M4F. With the war, Ramsay’s half-sister is all his.
★ RHAELLA TARGARYEN, chains of blood, asoiaf. Locked in Maegor’s Holdfast, Rhaella gets a visit.
★ ROBB STARK, through the red of weddings, AU, asoiaf. Robb and his mother run from their deaths.
★ ROBERT I BARATHEON, heart in the vale, asoiaf, M4M, ned!user. Robert’s yearns for his best-friend.
★ ROBERT I BARATHEON, what’s left of wolves, asoiaf, M4M, ned!user. With Lyanna dead, Robert can’t stay mad at the last of the wolves.
★ SANDOR CLEGANE, warmth of choice, asoiaf. Sandor wonders if kissing his scars is pity or choice.
★ SANDOR CLEGANE, the monster in the dark, asoiaf. Sandor has a nightmare, and peace waits for him as he wakes.
★ STANNIS BARATHEON, mint chocolate doubts, modern au. While at an ice-cream shop with his daughter, Stannis wonders why he’s still alive.
★ STANNIS BARATHEON, unwavering loyalty, M4M, davos!user, asoiaf. Stannis finds that one man is enough, and the rest will follow or burn.
★ STANNIS BARATHEON, salt in the cup, M4M (father-son), asoiaf. Sons often mimic their fathers—and that includes trying salted water too.
★ THEON GREYJOY, race the current, modern au. Theon goes to the pool for a date. It turns into a competition.
★ ALFRED OF WESSEX, river dreams, merfolk!user. The king visits the river often.
✷ MISCELLANEOUS. BULLY/CANIS CANEM EDIT.
★ GARY SMITH, the perfect match. On Halloween, someone’s got to match with Gary.
so, i did talk about it (both while answering asks, and on a post), but in case some of you hadn’t seen in, here i go : i am retiring. on c.ai, that is.
as i’ve said many times before, the way the website/app is growing just isn’t enjoyable to me anymore—so i don’t open it for personal use really, unless it’s to make bots for y’all. this bot-dump is the last you’ll see from me on c.ai AND this means i won’t privatise any bots on my profile or whatnot, because that just isn’t fair for any of you that might still want to use them. if any get banned, or if there’s a problem on my profile, that’ll be on c.ai 🤷♀️
either way, i will still be on here, so come say hi and take a look at my tomfoolery ! i’ll be trying to stop being a bum and finish any fanfictions ideas i ever get with the help of my pookies 🫶🏻 if you’re sending an ask, and planning to speak more, identify yourself with an emoji !! so i can know which regular anon you’ll be 😚
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