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I sometimes feel like I'm the only one who noticed that Ambessa executed the strategy baby Mel suggested during her flashback in S1 when she nominated Caitlyn to execute Piltover's Martial Law in S2.
Remember what Mel suggested in S1?
Find someone with a kind face, whom the people trust, who is good and sympathetic. Let them do your bidding.
That's what happens. From Piltover's perspective, Caitlyn is the most sympathetic figure at the time. As far as Piltover's concerned, she's an idealist who trusted her instincts, going behind her corrupt superior officer's back to investigate crimes that kept happening under his responsibility. From Piltover's perspective, she risked her life and family's name to uncover injustice. From Piltover's perspective, she confronted the Council and was dismissed. She was kidnapped, held hostage, and lost her mother in a terror attack. From Piltover's perspective, she suffered for advocating on behalf of Zaunites. From Piltover's perspective, she is the only one of them who risked everything for the undercity and thus the person with the most moral credibility.
That's flashback!Mel's logic and Ambessa, she can deploy it just as elegantly as her daughter. She deserves more credit for understanding statecraft just as brilliantly as Mel.
Also, notice how Mel plants someone vulnerable (Lest) in Salo's bed to spy for her. Ambessa likewise planted someone vulnerable (Maddie) in Caitlyn's bed to spy.
Mother and daughter are so much more alike than it seems on the surface, but I'm too scared to tap at that hornet's nest.
I feel like we’re backsliding in terms of sex positivity. To combat that, I will be openly hornier. Nothing wrong with enjoying sex and wanting to have it.
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They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it
i was gonna make a post about mel and elora going to senior prom together and mel sewing their dresses but lets be honest they were girl best friends all through highschool and then they graduated and elora got a nepo job as mels assistant and then 20 years later mel cheats on jayce with elora and the hr manager of Piltover Inc has to step down due to the public backlash
and for a week theyre like kind of famous just bc the drama is very public (think coldplay concert) and elora keeps mogging in all the candid shots the tabloids take and those images are spread around in online lesbian circles for years to come.
someone digs up a photo from their highschool prom where mel is posing with her highschool boyfriend cute style and elora is standing one step behind her with the full customer service smile on and ultimately u have to respect the game
OR mel is still a politician like city councilor or mayor or some shit and the scandal is hurting her reelection campaign and without asking and with no media training jayce goes on instagram live to be like "hey guys. just want to make it clear i am still voting for mel and you should too." and he gets a lot of hate from right wing grifter types who r mad he isnt falling down their pipeline even though his wife left him for a woman but he keeps responding to every comment w a full face video on instagram like "hey guys. recently its come to my attention that a tweet i made in highschool reading 'i dont really think about politics tbh' has resurfaced [worst thing they could find but tbf he was not online]. i just want to apologize for this and say that i've grown and changed as a person since then. voting for mel is really important-" and mel is watching from home shaking her head desperately wondering if shes allowed to reach out without going thru their lawyers before finally texting him STOP POSTING!!!
in most modern aus jayce is a prof which would be evil here i can say from experience as someone whos highschool teachers were involved in a locally famous affair. but i think itd be really funny for him to be like a perma student getting his second phd (mel is paying for it) and a few months after they get divorced he graduates and the ppl who still care online r like awww hes so smart i wonder how he's gonna change the world now that he's free<3 but he just uses his alimony payments to start another phd
☕️The teacher do be flirting every chance they get. There is currently a bet in school about if they are dating or not hshshhs 🏃♀️
i’ve reached a point my beloved
🕯️oscar piastri you will be comfortable with the car again🕯️
🕯️oscar piastri you will be getting purple sectors again🕯️
🕯️oscar piastri you will qualify on the front row again🕯️
🕯️oscar piastri you will win a race again🕯️
🕯️oscar piastri you will extend your championship lead🕯️
Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.
some of you clearly need a break from tumblr. not me though, never me. in fact i need to go deeper
some of y’all are just so… hateful; go masturbate
Totally factual translations of some Oscarisms, confirmed by evidence that I totally have:
"Nicely fucking done" = Y'all can suck my dick (positive)
"Jesus Chroist" = Y'all can suck my dick (negative)
"Very nicely done!" = Wow I didn't really expect that but I guess I'm just better than everyone else
"Bit of an up and down day" = I've had an absolute shocker
"But otherwise, the pace was really strong" = I'm going to fucking kill myself
"I need to see the replay before I comment" = That bitch can't drive and the FIA can eat glass
"I think it will be tough" = I can do it
"A lot of fun to have" = I will commit track terrorism without remorse
"The car was mega" = I lovveeee my car
"Woo!" = LET'S FUCKING GO
"Still a lot of postives to take from today" = Murder-suicide is currently in progress
"Wow" = Are you stupid?
Feel free to add more entries to the dictionary.
THE RECENT MCLAREN COMMENTS HAVE ME HOWLLING BAHAHAHA
“be gay do crime” mfs when you suggest vandalism/graffiti as a form of protest