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oliver mikaelson

YOUR FAVORITE IS PROBLEMATIC: OLIVER MIKAELSON

was famous once upon a time

(see what I did there)

is loyal to his (dead) wife

just wants to be a good father

watches reality shows

and then complains about them

secretly loves reality shows, maybe

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logan kutcher

YOUR FAVORITE IS PROBLEMATIC: LOGAN KUTCHER

Awkward AF

once told too many people they looked like a dog

is probably the type of person to put too many emojis in a text

still in love with his ex-girlfriend, probably

says “challenge accepted” like it’s 2005

stutters around girls

actually kind of cute

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brett hayes

YOUR FAVORITE IS PROBLEMATIC: BRETT HAYES

where do I even begin!!

goes to the airport to pick women up

actually... goes anywhere and everywhere to pick women up

pulls cheesy af pick up lines

never gets tired of sex

has nice muscles

probably should take a break from all the sexy times

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skye rickards

YOUR FAVORITE IS PROBLEMATIC: SKYE RICKARDS

gets hit on by random men

gets hit on by random women

Set Her Free, please

confident af

looks too bomb to be a uni student

likes dick and admits it

couldn’t care less about what you think

[melbgossip]

YOUR FAVORITE IS PROBLEMATIC: MELBHQ EDITION

This is a little game to spice up the dashboard. All you have to do is send in your favorite character’s name through the ask box, and we’ll give you a list of why they are “problematic”. Only one name per inbox, please! This is so people can reblog their names if they wish!

Have fun!

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rosa diaz

YOUR FAVORITE IS PROBLEMATIC: ROSA DIAZ

is one the gossip blog’s favorite people in the world

not just Melbourne, but the world

punched Rohan that one time, and it was awesome

is hot

is cold

looks like she could kill you, but is actually a cinnamon roll

probably listens to Fifth Harmony and Little Mix

and probably has underwear dance parties in her room

probably

nothing is confirmed yet

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josephine moon

YOUR FAVORITE IS PROBLEMATIC: JOSEPHINE MOON

SMILES ALL THE TIME

HAS BEAUTIFUL TEETH

AND A BEAUTIFUL SMILE

is in Melbourne for shady reasons, probably

brought a sofa into the elevator???? what….

says she needs to go to the gym

thinks all ears look the same

#EarEquality2k16

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freya ameen

YOUR FAVORITE IS PROBLEMATIC: FREYA AMEEN

too pure, too good for this world

cinnamon roll™

calls her ex-boyfriend by nicknames

believes every day should be pizza day

doesn’t even look like the type to eat pizza

probably looks good in a bikini

takes pictures of strangers in bars

is she old enough to even be in a bar?

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annaleise shepherd

YOUR FAVORITE IS PROBLEMATIC: ANNALEISE SHEPHERD

artistic af

can’t sit still to watch movies

except for CA:CW

is probably #TeamCap

hair so red she can be mistaken for The Little Mermaid

accidentally sends half nudes on snapchat

is uncultured when it comes to pop culture

probably smiles to herself when she thinks no one can see

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jac wilkins

YOUR FAVOURITE IS PROBLEMATIC: JAC WILKINS

can’t see when she needs to let go

snoops through her boyfriend’s phone

randomly calls people and cries

needs to learn to communicate

Stop Blaming Yourself™

your boyfriend is a dick

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dev sampat

YOUR FAVORITE IS PROBLEMATIC: DEV SAMPAT

Nerd™

no, really: Nerd™

wants to meet women by the melon rack of grocery stores

is unlikely friends with Brett

was talking about the protein in eggs one time??

why dev why

has a really good beard

probably deserves every good thing in the world

probably.....

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jules fletcher

YOUR FAVORITE IS PROBLEMATIC: JULES FLETCHER

scorns love and affection

will probably throw a vase at you

will actually have none of Brett’s bullshit

probably has too much sass in her tiny body

protects her girl friends

too good for this world

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lena rossi

YOUR FAVORITE IS PROBLEMATIC: LENA ROSSI

bitchy 99.99% of the time

but if you catch her on a good day, she’ll give you a genuine smile

but you’re not allowed to tell people that

Unintentional Homewrecker™

talks to strangers on the phone

probably hates people

hasn’t shown affection to dogs yet

[melbgossip]

YOUR FAVORITE IS PROBLEMATIC: MELBHQ EDITION

This is a little game to spice up the dashboard. All you have to do is send in your favorite character’s name through the ask box, and we’ll give you a list of why they are “problematic”. Only one name per inbox, please! This is so people can reblog their names if they wish!

Have fun!

[melbgossip]

Alex is hot but has no chill

I guess she’s hot enough. I mean, she fits European beauty standards for sure... but I can’t quite tell if she’s hot because of that, or if she’s hot because she’s hot. It’s hard to tell with white people. As for the no chill? I agree. Can’t wait to see more of her, though! I’d love to see what she was in store for Melbourne!

--- Princess Peach

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I wonder how Logan and Maddox will get along. They have a mutual interest by the looks of it.

From the looks of it, yeah. Freya belongs to neither of them, though. She’s her own person, belonging to neither man, so it shouldn’t be a problem. If it is a problem between Logan and Maddox --- for this reason, you know --- then it really shows a lot about them. Doesn’t it? In my lifetime, I’ve heard of too many men claiming ownership of women and I am so tired of it.

--- Princess Peach

[melbgossip]

who could you see will with?

Someone who’s good for him, babes. Someone who can make him happy, and that gorgeous as heck smile back on his face - and not to mention, someone who can appreciate and be there for that darling little daughter of his.

That’s not too big of a bill to fit, is it listeners?

- PRINCESS DAISY.