[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

bitch: *takes 1 psych class* you bite your nails because you hate your dad

[nutmeg101]

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

[colehersch]

filmed my boss firing me from my sales position

[nvlliel]

What.

[xxxtictacion]

Whatever I just heard, make it into a TV show

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[toocooltobehipster]

why does he have so many buttons undone

[mylifeisroosterteeth]

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

[lovely-rukias]

when u hear ppl talk about the psat even tho they signed the agreement 

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

just go inside the station

[postpresence]

[guy]

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

[animal-factbook]

[guccigoose]

Blasphemy

[akvoiden]

oh my god

[rihennalately]

when bae takes more than 1 minute to reply back 

[onlytwitterpics]

[mooglemain]

WHEN YOUR CRUSH GIVES YOU A CUTE NICKNAME 

[phantwerp-deactivated20190113]

ok but this is me

[paper-marks]

Me af when I’m hungry

[notmytmblr]

[asmoonrose]

White kids in movies

Mom: where are you going Kid: out

[pleatedjeans]

via

[martinskki]

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

[beezinthetraps]