“ oh right. because you’re such a big fucking deal around here. right. ”
“ yeah you know, maybe if you had been prettier… ”
“ sorry but i don’t do people with glasses. ”
“ oh pardon, but this is a Geek Free Zone. ”
“ jesus christ, do you ever shower? ”
“ i’ve never met anyone as dumb as you. ”
“ what’s it like being born as an inbred bulldog? ”
“ your mom should have used birth control. ”
“ i heard that there was a discount on rope, something for you? ”
“ the more you speak the dumber i get. ”
“ could you move the fuck out of the way? ”
“ your ass is covering up half the line, you wall. ”
“ bet your mom isn’t half as hot as you. ”
“ so, got a hot sister/brother? ”
“ holy fuck you don’t look anything like your pictures. ”
“ could you take your lung cancer elsewhere? i hate smokers. ”
“ tell me again how age ever helped anyone, oldie. ”
“ what’s it like being a responsible adult? oh wait — you’re not one. ”
“ your ego is definitely bigger than your dick. ”
“ i’m blonde. what’s your excuse? ”
“ is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?”