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uh hey guys and gals and pals i’m actually kind of back for real this time. i’m completely revamping my muses and rules pages and then i’ll get up and start doing things??? probably???
i’m finally back and recovered from my week and a half long trip
i’m in WoW hell because of the new xpac
i really swear i’m going to try and be active D’:
god i know i have been really out of the loop with things here but july just got so suddenly busy for me and the first half of august is going to be busy too.
i’m going to be out of town from the 3rd to the 13th, but will still be lurking around online during that time and more than open to plotting and talking oocly. just hop into my ims or ask! i’m also on discord pretty much 24/7 unless i’m asleep so if you want that definitely feel free to ask me!
once i get back on the 13th, the rest of my summer should be free and clear (i hope).
i’ve been busy af with petsitting but i’m actually going to be back at my PC for more than a couple days at a time! hooray!!
so i’m going to finish (or mostly finish) redoing my character pages, and then ACTUALLY GET AROUND TO DOING SHIT ; A ;
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» send me ↕ + your muse’s height
I will compare your muse’s height to mine using this website.
Headcanons
Send ✚ for a HEALTH headcanon. Send ♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon. Send ✿ for a HAPPINESS headcanon. Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon. Send ♆ for a BODY headcanon. Send ϡ for a MENTAL STATE headcanon. Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon. Send † for a RELIGION headcanon. Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon. Send ☂ for a FOOD headcanon.
fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am
‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’
feel free to change pronouns / wording !
❝ ain’t no one coming t’ help us. ❞
❝ crazy motherfucker. ❞
❝ i want you t’ understand the reality of this situation. ❞
❝ you can feel it, can’t you ? ❞
❝ step forward and keep your hands where i can see ‘em. ❞
❝ god will not let you take me. ❞
❝ sometimes the best thing t’ do, is t’ walk away. ❞
❝ no one is coming t’ save you. ❞
❝ there’s some fresh clothes there. ❞
❝ be careful out there. ❞
❝ help ! i’m bleedin’ out ! ❞
❝ what if i told you you could be free from sin ? ❞
❝ you’ve been given a gift. now it remains to be seen whether you choose to embrace it, or to cast it aside. ❞
❝ they want you to be strong. ❞
❝ the lord giveth and the lord taketh. ❞
❝ a nobody from nowhere with nothing. ❞
❝ i’m not angry, but i’m disappointed. ❞
❝ we all need guidance in times like these. ❞
❝ this is the world ? this ?! ❞
❝ i did not ask for this. i was chosen. ❞
❝ i can save you. ❞
❝ i was blind. but now i see. ❞
❝ god is watching us. ❞
❝ it’s your fault. ❞
❝ was it worth it ? ❞
❝ we never should’ve been here in the first place. ❞
❝ drive ! drive ! drive! ❞
❝ you’re all i have left now. ❞
❝ we must atone. ❞
❝ i wasn’t scared i was … clear. ❞
❝ cut it out like a cancer and display it, for all to see. ❞
❝ you won’t regret this, i promise. ❞
❝ i know your sin. ❞
❝ your actions have consequences. ❞
❝ say yes. ❞
❝ this world is on the brink. you can feel it in your bones. ❞
❝ train, hunt, kill, sacrifice. ❞
❝ if it were up to me you would’ve been dead a long time ago. ❞
❝ sacrifice the weak. ❞
❝ you must have faith. ❞
❝ gives me a serious hard on. ❞
❝ you got that uh, badass ninja shit goin’ on like you might kill me any second i dig it. ❞
❝ shit man i been prayin’ on this all day man. ❞
❝ fucking global warming. ❞
❝ duct tape fixes everything. except marriages. and a broken home. ❞
❝ i dig y’. you kids still sayin’ that ? ❞
❝ you just cannot go around this world expecting perfection. ❞
❝ vaya con dios, asshole. ❞
❝ i hate small talk. ❞
ALL IN THE NAME OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT...
Send my muse prying asks about anything and everything… please?
send ❛ ♡ ❜ to suddenly hug my muse !
could be angst , romantic , plationic , etc.
Sexual tension sentence starters
as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall
Angry
“Make me.”
“I dare you.”
“Bite me.”
“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”
“Wanna bet?”
“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”
“Prove it.”
“What’s in it for me?”
“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”
“Oh, well fuck me, then.”
“Shut up!”
“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”
Flirty
“I wish we weren’t out in public…”
“Wow, you’re really strong.”
“Wanna go for a ride?”
“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”
“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”
“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”
“You have really nice fingers…”
“Are we going downtown?”
“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”
“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”
“What do you wear to bed?”
Awkward
“Do you have to eat it like that?”
“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”
“Hey, stop biting your lip…”
“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”
“You’re standing a little close to me…”
“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”
“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”
“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”
“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”
“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”
SHORT STORIES, my favorite kind of poetry ( meme ).
SIX WORDS .
❝ i heard you were doing good. ❞ ❝ you don’t grow your horns overnight. ❞ ❝ i promise, it gets better eventually. ❞ ❝ & we never talked after that. ❞ ❝ am i really, truly, that unlovable? ❞ ❝ don’t talk like you’re coming back. ❞ ❝ my most dangerous habit is trusting. ❞ ❝ we’re made of stars & stories. ❞ ❝ you didn’t have to do that. ❞ ❝ everything is poetry when you’re drunk. ❞ ❝ did i mean anything to you? ❞ ❝ real feelings don’t just go away. ❞ ❝ you came & changed the weather. ❞ ❝ when can you just be mine? ❞ ❝ there was no love, only lust. ❞ ❝ darling, stop wishing on dead stars. ❞ ❝ art is another form of screaming. ❞ ❝ silence is the most painful goodbye. ❞ ❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞ ❝ i’m drunk, dizzy & missing you. ❞ ❝ kiss me like you’re losing me. ❞ ❝ i don’t feel like smiling today. ❞ ❝ not all good people are innocent. ❞ ❝ we’re a disaster in the making. ❞ ❝ some things are better left unsaid. ❞ ❝ we really should’ve talked about it. ❞ ❝ i’m so glad i met you. ❞ ❝ i wish i knew you earlier. ❞ ❝ i fucked (pronoun/name) to our song. ❞ ❝ i dreamed of you this night. ❞
TEN WORDS .
❝ you saw the messed up parts of me, & stayed. ❞ ❝ all i’ve ever wanted was for someone to save me. ❞ ❝ since you left, i have no one to talk to. ❞ ❝ i apologize for the nights in which i cannot breathe. ❞ ❝ everytime i look at you, i want to kiss you. ❞ ❝ we said no strings attached but now we’re in knots. ❞ ❝ there’s a difference between missing someone & missing having someone. ❞ ❝ for which f are you drinking? fuck, forget, or fun? ❞ ❝ my biggest mistake was thinking i could live without (pronoun/name). ❞ ❝ whenever (name/pronoun) rose to kiss me, i fell even more. ❞ ❝ i wish that ‘goodnight’ was followed by ‘i love you’. ❞ ❝ let’s smoke a pack of mentholds & talk about love. ❞ ❝ your deep, sleepy voice makes me feel like i’m okay. ❞ ❝ i read both of our horoscopes looking for an answer ❞ ❝ reality is the absolute last place i want to be. ❞ ❝ i didn’t expect that drunk kiss could mean this much. ❞ ❝ all i need is a late night drive with you. ❞ ❝ feeling pain is nowhere near as terrifying as feeling nothing. ❞ ❝ your eyes are the color of summer fading into autumn. ❞ ❝ you are the warmest home i will ever, ever find. ❞ ❝ the world is less scary when i am with you. ❞ ❝ i still can’t tell which of us was the victim. ❞ ❝ i just need an excuse to hang out with you. ❞ ❝ your expectations for me have been set way too high. ❞ ❝ i don’t want to feel this way about anyone else. ❞
gently places a plotting call here.
mutuals only. hop in my ims.
or like this and i’ll throw myself in yours.
Wounded Sentence Starters
“It’s just a scratch. You worry too much.”
“Ah… ! Don’t press there!”
“Just put a bandage on it and I’ll be fine.”
“That looks bad. Really bad.”
“Try not to look at it.”
“That hurts!”
“You’re going to need bedrest for at least a few days.”
“I’m going to be stuck in bed for how long?”
“That’s nothing, you big baby.”
“Here, let me help. I’m good at this sort of thing.”
“I can’t feel it. That’s bad, right?”
“Can you move?”
“How can something so small hurt so much?”
“It looks a lot worse than it is.”
“You’re a terrible patient.”
“Will you hold still? I can’t do anything if you keep squirming.”
“Wow, I’ve never seen skin turn that color before.”
“It’s just another a war trophy.”
“Shut up and let me help you.”
“I don’t care how tough you are. You can’t ignore that.”
“I’m sorry. This sort of thing makes me nauseous.”
fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am
‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’
Darkest Dungeon sentence starters pt. 1
"Ruin has come to our family."
"It is a festering abomination!"
"I beg you return home."
"Once our estate was the envy of this land."
"I remember days when the sun shone, and laughter could be heard from the tavern."
"I was lord of this place, before the crows and rats made it their domain."
"I see something long absent in the sunken faces of passer-by – the glimmer of hope."
"In truth I cannot tell how much time has passed since I sent that letter."
"The poor caretaker, I fear his long standing duty here has affected him."
"My obsession caused this great foulness, and it is shameful that I must rely upon you to set it right."
"Our family name once so well-regarded is now barely whispered aloud by decent folk."
"I can still see their angry faces as they stormed the manor."
"Those without stomach for this place must move on."
"The thrill of the hunt… the promise of payment."
"To those with a keen eye, gold gleams like a dagger’s point."
"Barbaric rage and unrelenting savagery make for a powerful ally."
"Illusive. Evasive. Persistent. Righteous traits for a rogue."
"He will be laughing still… at the end."
"This man understands that adversity and existence… are one and the same."
"To fight the abyss… one must to know it."
"What better laboratory than a blood-soaked battlefield?"
"A sister of battle… pious and unrelenting."
"A little hope, however desperate is never without worth."
"In the end every plan relies upon a strong arm and tempered steel."
"Fan the flames, mould the metal; we are raising an army."
"A sharper sword, a stronger shield – anything to prolong a soldier’s life."
"Alone in the woods or tunnels, survival is the same. Prepare, persist, and overcome."
"They must learn more than brutal blood-letting – they must learn to survive."
"Success depends on survival."
"Some may fall… but their knowledge lives on."
"Every creature has a weakness – the wise hero trains for what he will face."
"A strict regimen is paramount if one is to master the brutal arithmetic of combat."
"Rarity and curios… sold at a profit of-course."
"The frontline of this war is not in the dungeon, but rather inside the mind."
"Great heroes can be found even here – in the mud and rain."
"Word is travelling – ambition is stirring in distance cities – we can use this."
"More arrive… foolishly seeking fortune and glory, in this domain of the damned."
"With enough ale, maybe they can be inured against the horrors below."
"Strong drink, a game of chance, and companionship… the rush of life."
"All-manner of diversion and dalliance await those cross the threshold with coin in hand."