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Melissa Hardwell | 22 | Single | Straight

[mrtrps]

Hey, she and I are completely different. You just don’t pay attention to the details apparently.  You should go buy a new shirt then. 

[melissa-hardwell]

I mean looks. Obviously. I'm just going to go home and change.

[mrtrps]

I can’t imagine it happening to myself. I can imagine it happening to Calla and that’s pretty funny too. You need a blow dryer or something?

[melissa-hardwell]

You and calla are the exact same. So if you're imagining calla, you're basically imagining yourself. No. I don't. It'll stain this.

[mrtrps]

That’s horrible. Just horrible. Maybe a tad funny.

[melissa-hardwell]

Excuse you. It was nowhere near funny. Imagine it happening to you. 

[melissa-hardwell]

Lost twenty dollars and spiled coffee all over myself today. If one more thing bad happens I might just scream and cry.

[it-sucker]

[melissa-hardwell]

@melissa-hardwell: memorial day drinks ft Ethan

[yeahitssophiaa]

No, I hate beaches. They’re disgusting. 

I can’t even keep a straight face while saying that! I’m totally kidding, and I’ll love to come. 

[melissa-hardwell]

I thought you were serious, oh my god I was ready to slap you or something so you could come back to reality! Let's go then!

[jfcjo]

Family barbecues are a big thing with my family. You pretty much can’t miss ‘em. I’d rather be going to the beach, to be honest.

[melissa-hardwell]

You could always just as to switch it to a family barbecue, on the beach! 

[yeahitssophiaa]

You got any beach plans, Melissa? 

[melissa-hardwell]

Yes! The beach is my favorite place to go, always.

Want to come?

[jfcjo]

Going to the beach? Lucky. I’m at a family barbecue all day. At least there’s a pool.

[melissa-hardwell]

Yes! Well, my family is boring and didn't plan anything. 

[melissa-hardwell]

Memorial day! Along with the perfect day for the beach!

[melissa-hardwell]

[melissa-hardwell]

@dorianaye: eat your school, stay in drugs, and don't do vegetables #yolo

@melissa-hardwell: @dorianaye how many times have we gone over this.. no yolo. no.

[lhayley]

[melissa-hardwell]

@melissa-hardwell: #tbt with my main squeeze

[adiosjasper]

Don’t look at me, I have no answers to any of your questions. I was just waiting in line for coffee having a conversation with the person at the register and he went at me like I was a punching bag.  This is your city, don’t you know why old men like to attack innocent people? I don’t know how he was walking so quickly, he must have some kind of super agile heart. Again, you’d be the one with the answers here, Lissa.

[melissa-hardwell]

Now more questions come to mind, how do you not know these things? Jesus. Actually, this is the first old man chasing coffee boy encounter i've ever heard of, so maybe you reminded him of a bad time in his life and he wanted to get you back for it. Shame on you for reminding him. Wait wait, I should be a bit sentimental, are you okay from being chased by an old man and his walker, Max?

[adiosjasper]

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that an old man attacked me with his walker today. I’m still not used to how different it is here than back home.

[melissa-hardwell]

Oh my- Max, I'm really wondering a lot of different questions in my head, so let me just spit them out. One, what the hell did you do to get chased by an old man and his walker. Two, how was he chasing after you if he has a walker? That sounds hard, and three, again, what the hell did you do to get chased by an old man... and his walker.

[melissa-hardwell]

@lennoxdaniel: @melissa-hardwell yeah, you think you could text me your address? don't think i've ever been to your place.

@melissa-hardwell: @lennoxdaniel of course, it's pretty shnazzy.

[melissa-hardwell]

@lennoxdaniel: @melissa-hardwell it's very doubtful i'm near your loft, love. but if you're offering.

@melissa-hardwell: @lennoxdaniel Well if you'd like to be near alcohol, come on over.