Melissa Lou

Delicate flower that says "FUCK" a lot. Also too awkward to function about 95% of the time. Why Am I Like This?

[thedgeofsleep]

in space with markiplier (2022) // who killed markiplier (2017) 

[u-right]

part 2 // part 1

[fiorenovella]

Visitation hours: *exist*

Me, at the door on every third Sunday: I’m here for a certain person-

[ace-kaz-brekker]

Markiplier fans: We've only had Yancy for one day, but if anything happened to him we'd kill everyone in the room and then ourselves.

[purble77]

YANCY AND ILLINOIS HAVE MY SOUL, ABSOLUTE BABEYS

[seer-celine]

What is it with us and soft bois with their hair slicked back and weird accents

[markiplier]

Starting a Coven

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

No cult-members allowed.

[markiplier]

Here’s some hot choccy.

Reblog to enjoy.

ONCE A CULT-MEMBER~

ALWAYS A CULT-MEMBER~

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED~

[markiplier]

Those primitive, back-wards thinking cultists think they can just burn our fort now?

Do they not realize that our coven has surpassed them long ago?

Quickly, my coven! Reblog to enter the pillow fort vault!

Those imbecilic, barbaric cultists cannot burn steel!

Also there are fresh mallows inside with choccy and gram grams for s’mores!

NO CULTISTS ALLOWED~

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE~

[markiplier]

Starting a Coven

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

No cult-members allowed.

[markiplier]

Here’s some hot choccy.

Reblog to enjoy.

ONCE A CULT-MEMBER~

ALWAYS A CULT-MEMBER~

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED~

[melissalou-who]

[markiplier]

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

[markiplier]

Here are the snacks.

Reblog to eat.

[markiplier]

Here’s some drinks.

Reblog to drink.

We love you.

[markiplier]

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

[markiplier]

Here are the snacks.

Reblog to eat.

[markiplier]

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

[melissalou-who]

Why doesn’t this surprise me?

[frankencute]

[insanelyfriendlysuccubus]

[stolentweets]

[issagif]

[toctheyounger]

Tim 2: Hey Archie,long time no see

Archie Simmons,the man,the myth,the legend: Girl bye *rushes out of the studio*

[boterhamworst]

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

It’s OK to believe in life after love. Cher if u agree

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔