"You're my Parachute."

Hi, I'm Melody. I'm 27, and from NC in the US of A. I love lots of things. You will find those things in this blog. Hopefully you like those things, too. Be my friend?

[macbieths]

does anything slap harder than the phil of the future theme song

[ajmichalka]

Keely: In the future will you wait for me? Phil: Really?  'Cause well you’d be really really old.  But that shouldn’t matter.

[onetwothreefarkle]

There are a lot of things I love about Ally being the sun and Austin being the moon (the fact that usually the moon is a feminine symbol, while the sun is masculine and this totally inverts that, the fact that Austin definitely sees Ally as his sun, and the implication that he revolves around her) but by far my favorite thing about is that without the sun, the moon couldn’t shine.

[moonsmattresskingdom]

kevin & heath you fuckers why did you delete this scene 

[starcarolstar]

That was sweet

[allydawson-deactivated20170106]

HS Yearbook Awards Meme Cutest Couple: ↳ Austin Moon + Ally Dawson

[rammsteinpuppy]

These are so adorable

[obothebeardedragon]

I’m an awful mother.

[beardedburrito]

Cyberbullying.

[mostlycatsmostly]

(via  Amy Attaway)

[duck-duck-dragon]

Just think, something survived for millions of years just to evolve into this derp who tries to climb water.

[goldylawks]

I just wanted to share the best picture I’ve ever taken with everyone

[lizardflavor]

Another Most interesting lizard pose.

See more photos here!

[thingsonmydragon]

Mr. Krabs

[weezord-leezords]

Hey, remember that time I spent $12 on a toy horse just to annoy my lizard? Money well spent.

[william-snekspeare]

My bearded dragon is the best dog is the whole world and if you don't think so you can fight me

[pancakebean]