maximum crap.

i'm a biology lab instructor trying to revive her severely atrophied right-brain.

[whatshouldsciencebroscallme]

WHEN SOMEONE GIVES ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO RAMBLE ABOUT SCIENCE:

I’m like:

And they’re like:

[mellivore-blog]

every day of my life.

[blackcosplayersofficial]

Character: Buttercup

Series: The Powerpuff Girls

SUBMISSION

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big muscles buttercup is probably the best part of my day today.

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okay, just one more.

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tucker fell asleep almost instantly after biting (but not eating) the bread, so here is a very static-y video of him snoring.

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hi tumblr. here is my cat biting at a piece of cheese bread. good bye for another few months!

[lunulata-deactivated20221105]

alexquintas replied to your link: Witcher 2: Assassins Of Kings, The

cRPG? Sorry I dunno what that means… I am behind on new games.

I dunno about the c (unless that was a typo) but RPG is Role Playing Game. Normally it just means it’s a story driven game where you play as one…

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cat RPGs?

hopefully not rocket-propelled grenade.

[lunulata-deactivated20221105]

Gatling cats.

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catling guns.

[lunulata-deactivated20221105]

alexquintas replied to your link: Witcher 2: Assassins Of Kings, The

cRPG? Sorry I dunno what that means… I am behind on new games.

I dunno about the c (unless that was a typo) but RPG is Role Playing Game. Normally it just means it’s a story driven game where you play as one...

[mellivore-blog]

cat RPGs?

hopefully not rocket-propelled grenade.

[meowskanka-blog]

after i teach three human genetics labs in a row three weeks in a row...

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... that use xx/xy inheritance to assign gender, and while i can keep blatantly rewording both the lab manual and student questions, we can't have an actual discussion about it because they're paying the university to only teach them what's in the introductory biology course curriculum.

"but, you see...!"

"it's just... maybe this comic...!"

"... want to talk about...!"

*settles on a mini-lesson about SRY translocation*

*dies a little inside because they don't care*

they probably just wonder why i look so constipated the entire time.

[626nightmarket]

Dragon Ball Z creme brulee cake balls. Learn how to make them here!

[mellivore-blog]

aaaaaamazing.

[eatsleepdraw]

[midwestraisedmidwestliving]

There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash.

(via infinite-paradox)

[lookatthisbabybird]

Common Shelducks by Ingeborg van Leeuwen on Flickr.

[mellivore-blog]

there is something about baby animals scratching their faces that is so universally adorable. it might be the sole thing uniting the animal kingdom.

[wantitneeditgotstahaveit]

$50

Buying Link on Etsy

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

That’s amazingly cheap and stunningly beautiful — with glass! Even the tip is beyond gorgeous.

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i don't know why, but realizing this was a pipe blew my mind.

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birds make my friend uncomfortable, but she wanted to see the lorikeets at our local zoo. i promised her that these birds would leave her alone. like a petting zoo, you can buy them little cups of nectar if you want them to perch on you; no food, no birds. easy. things did not go as planned.

[sevyeirekudza]

Just another photo of my Sunburst focusing on the cascading flower spike with a few open blooms.

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

Damn that’s sexy.

[mellivore-blog]

succulent flowers are so weird and beautiful!

[hagofbolding]

I’m not a fan of Daario but I really wanted to try drawing him more by the book’s descriptions…just to see if I could get him to look NOT completely stupid. I don’t know if it worked hahahaha

I understand why they had to change his appearance from the regular blue hair/gold mustache/whacky beard/gold teeth/painted nails thing—but did he have to become TOTALLY monochromatic? That man is as brown as it gets. Pops of color, people, POPS OF COLOR.

[mellivore-blog]

THAAANK YOUUUU. I HATE TV-DAARIO. so bland.

[perfectdisney]

[bitterboob-blog]

this is the cutest fucking thing ever holy fuck

[seananmcguire]

Every time.

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the worst part about this is it would totally work on both me and my 56 year-old mom.