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"If we wait until we're ready, we will be waiting for the rest of our lives" -Lemony Snicket I8 - Purdue University - personal blog

[ruinedchildhood]

[burgertv]

[angeljaebum]

i think the worst thing is when you see pretty girls in public and you cant stop staring at them but you afraid they might think you hating like sis i promise i’m just a fan admiring a work of art believe me

[cozyboymayes]

If we date, you gotta kiss me every 2 minutes

[loveybun-deactivated20170904]

me: mayb…i am worthy of love n attention ? brain: unrealistic. blocked

[scorpihoeofcolor-deactivated201]

[twitterlols]

[tryclops]

whoever made this meme is A FAKE FAN

fairy godmother was singing her iconic cover of “i need a hero” during this scene, “livin’ la vida loca” wasn’t performed by puss in boots and donkey until the end of the movie

literally check yourself before you wreck yourself

[intothespiderbottom]

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

[rabidchild]

A. The song title you are looking for is “Holding Out for a Hero” which is a song by Bonnie Tyler, but performed in this film by the incomparable Jennifer Saunders (of AbFab fame).

B. Mongo had a featured line during “Livin’ la Vida Loca”, which he sang from his final resting place in the moat, meaning that it is completely fair to assume that someone would associate the song with his dying moments.

So who is the real fake Shrek fan?

[knot-the-father]

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

[dah-good-vibe-tribe]

[okaymad]

[clarknokent]

Bruh

[jollylollylily]

Yooooooo…

[dynastylnoire]

Levels

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

black mirror season 4

[tiffanyaliyah]

Savage

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh wow

[majesticpussy-deactivated201801]

[twitterlols]

[kaldwinss]

last christmas i told you my kink

but the very next day you shamed it away

[regularlesbian]

me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse* barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted me, hoarsely: this is flour

[predatorsandpreys]

[danger]

[bitchycode]

[queenentina-deactivated20180121]

are you ever just really thankful you didn’t share any big secrets with the “friends” you don’t talk to anymore