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I just wanted to write a joke about tumbling into here but I have enough self-awareness to not make a horrible first impression.

#first post #i don't know what im doing #the ginger has spoken

I recently gave all my story ideas goofy titles and I love them.

A selection:

TRUMAN SHOW BUT WITH A LOT OF MURDER

SHERLOCK HOLMES FOR EDGELORDS

EVIL SPIDER-MAN

STUPID REVERSE VAMPIRES

PSYCHOPATH CHILD WITH AUDIOBOOKS

#writing #Big money ideas #Why are all my ideas so evil #Because I am evil >:)#The ginger really needs to start writkng instead of collecting more ideas #I love my tags

People are getting mad about the Ramadan McDonald's ads in Germany.

The Ramadan McDonald's ads in Germany.

Are we seriously getting mad about this?

MOST OF THE COMPLAINTS WERE FROM NON-GERMANS, WHAT ARE WE DOING???

And so many of them are like "hurr durr, the muslims are invading and taking over", bitch you think a muslim was responsible for making those ads?

I am 100% certain someone in fucking McDonald's marketing thought "Mm, what is big thing for attention now? Ah, Islam Ramadan thing is big good for attention right now, let us do. Corporate chimp brain happy."

This is a classic corporate fuck up that was completely unnecessary, because the whole point of Ramadan is to resist the temptation of food and drink. Why the fuck would you need McDonald's of all things to "help" you with that?

I have difficulty in expressing how dumb I find both the outrage about the ads and the fact that they even exist.

#Are we serious #Why #McDonald's #Who even cares bro #The ginger is dumbfounded by the people's stupidity #Ramadan

Don't you just love it when you try to claw your way out of a depression episode because you HAVE to be productive and your body is like:

"Fuck you, I will contract a cold now. Enjoy using even more energy to lug your body around."

Like bro I can't, I have multiple exams, an important administrative position and I do barkeeper on the side.

Mfw I can't afford to get sick because people actually rely on my useless ass.

#I have no voice left and need to hold a speech today #My head feels like soup #Nvm everything feels like soup #i'm so goddamn tired #The ginger is trying his best

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Are you bored?

Challenge yourself and try to explain the concept of Clash Royale to your grandmother.

I guarantee you it will lead to something very funny or very miserable. Maybe both.

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HOLY HELL, I FOUND OUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S GRANDMOTHER ACTIVELY PLAYS CLASH ROYALE

#epic throwback #We love grandmas who play clash #i love her #The ginger is appalled but proud

I need to tell a train experience I just had because it's been stuck in my head for almost an hour

>Here I am, on the train, probably gonna miss my connection because Deutsche Bahn things

>Queue Karen #1, you will find out shortly why I called her that

>She asks me if I she can take my seat so she can face the train's direction

>Polite, normal stuff, so of course I comply

>She then proceeds to bother two ladies sitting nearby because they were literally just talking

>She mumbles about not getting any peace and quiet and promptly leaves

>Thank_god.jpg

>BARELY TEN MINUTES LATER

>Queue Karen #2, random dude

>Starts to give shit to the same two ladies from THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WAGON

>holy hell

>a second Karen has hit the train

>He goes on for a solid thirty seconds about how there's gonna be a problem when the two women aren't quiet

>Meanwhile, my ass is wondering why I always have to be at the wrong place at the wrong time

>THERE'S NO RULES AGAINST TALKING IN THIS FUCKING TRAIN

>Karen #2 finally shuts up

>Miss my connection and have to wait an hour in the cold

>fuck my chungus life

#deutsche bahn #Train #true story #Karens amirite #The ginger will violently murder the next person who bothers him

Just saw a ftm on the train and felt a sense of pride at the various flags carefully painted on their shoes (trans, ...) knowing that they are not afraid to be themselves.

Then I read "dead men don't rape" on their shoe.

Huh.

#Really makes me proud to be an ally #lgbt pride #I mean I get the point #But that's kinda meh #The ginger wishes everyone would be less hateful

There are barely any things more hype than landing a clean shot at beer pong and yelling "LEBROOOOOOOOON" at the top of your lungs.

#lebron james #beer pong #be responsible with alcohol kids #The ginger dunked on his competition

Went to sleep with a headache and it was still there when I woke up.

Code Red, Defcon 1, sound the alarms, something is very wrong.

#defcon #sound the alarms #am i cooked #le big ouchie #The ginger has resorted to ibuprofen

A haiku.

What are Labubus

They fucking look like gremlins

Why would you want one

#labubu #why #whyyyy #what is this #what is happening #The ginger doesn't understand popular things #poetry #haiku poetry #Stupid haiku

Just read about some parents online (american, of course) advocating for the destruction of Labubus because they're demonic and empower the Babylonian demon Pazuzu.

Labubuissatan.com is a website that exists.

This world is cooked, I'm done.

#labubu #labubu is satan apparently #I hate being half american #americans are stupid #The ginger gives up

There's a thunderstorm outside, my instant tea is fresh and my classical music playlist is prepared.

Time to write.

#Showtime #writing #i like thunderstorms #Don't judge my cold instant tea #The ginger is feeling inspired this fine evening

Sushi at 1am is true tranquility.

#sushi #i'm very tired #and hungry #I will devour food now #The ginger wants to sleep

I have discovered that making fun of dumbass fascist teenagers on TikTok is oddly therapeutic and entertaining.

#they're so silly #161 #Somehow they're always obsessed with their clothing #The ginger is entertained by buffoons

Played Beatstar (Piano Tiles but better) and got a fucking Maroon 5 song from a rock music crate.

I feel scammed.

#Maroon 5 is not rock #Beatstar #rhythm game #The ginger got bamboozled

Wrote a haiku

I ordered some stuff

Amazon says it's delayed

Woe upon ye, Jeff

#amazon #haiku #haiku poetry #poetry #jeff bezos #The ginger is feeling quite humorous

Warum haben alle Faschos auf TikTok angefangen richtig leckeren Hardtekk als Sounds zu benutzen?

Ihr versaut die ganze gute Musik Mann.

#faschisten #161 #Tekk #Der ginger hat genug von eurem NaTIonALStoLz

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