Redwall, HTTYD, Miraculous Ladybug/Chat Noir, etc.

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Martin: I'm probs not gonna have signal for the next few days just fyi cuz I'm going to a lake in the middle of nowhere in bosnia Gonff: One day you're gonna die and we're not gonna find out for months.

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Martin: (trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark) Martin: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Associate: Well, I- Martin: How about "You banged my mom?" Associate: No… Martin: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Martin: writes You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card

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[on the phone] Cornflower: Matthias, I'm breaking up- Matthias: I'm pregnant. Cornflower: I meant the call. Matthias: Right, sorry. I panicked.

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(In Asmodeus's cave) Log-a-Log to Matthias: GIRL you are KILLING IT! Log-a-Log: GIRL I don't think it's MOVING ANYMORE. Log-a-Log: GIRL you can STOP STABBING.

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Cluny: you're just upset that my presence is haunting and off putting and yours isn't

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Matthias: There’s a special section in hellgates reserved for you. Cluny: That’s good. I’d hate to wait in line.

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Cornflower: Does it hurt? Matthias: Not at all. Cornflower: So no need for me to kiss it better? Matthias: It hurts so much. Matthias: I was confused you see

[melly1]

My black and red betta fish named Martin the Warrior protector of my corydoras and best friends with my green corydora Wink (who i had before Martin and named Wink because he only has one eye. He is in the far back pictured between the castle and rock). Martin defends Wink (and now Dal. My dalmatian looking corydora) from the male guppies when the guppies decide to tease the corys. (I also used to have a male king koi better named Urthstripe, but he passed away a couple of weeks ago 😢. He was a pretty boy and protector of the female guppies when I had female guppies).

Who else has Redwall named pets?

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Matthias: How can you tell if someone is flirting with you? Cornflower: They touch you a lot while talking. Matthias: That never happens. Cornflower: *brushes his arm* I’m sure it does! Matthias: I can’t think of a single time that’s ever happened.

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Matthias: Hey, I have to ask you a question. Will you be my valentine? Cornflower: We're married. Matthias: But will you?

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Mattimeo: Thanks for the ride, Mum. Cornflower: Have fun, guys! I'll just be here listening to my tunes! [heavy death metal music starts playing as Cornflower looks at peace]

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Dotti: What do we have to eat? Brocktree: What don't we have? We got your cold pizza, cold burgers, cold tacos... Dotti: What do we have that's warm? Brocktree: Ice cream. Dotti: Cool. I'll drink it.

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[Brome finds Felldoh sleeping in a dresser drawer] Brome: What are you doing in there? You have a bed to sleep in now. Felldoh: Like I'm gonna sleep in the thing people use to give birth and die in, sometimes simultaneously! Brome: Wow. Grim.

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Zwilt: Notice to all our horde beasts: it's NOT a secret base if you KEEP TELLING PEOPLE WHERE IT IS.

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Matthias: i'm not sure what Matti did in this room, but based on the debris pattern I'd say he ritually sacrificed a chocolate donut

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Martin: I think I might have some mild trauma Log-a-log: You think? Dinny: Might have?! Gonff: MILD?!?!

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Rose: Actually no, we're not "dating". We're bound together for infinity. Like the stars. So, fuck you, actually