Lemon Curry?

Chloe. 28. "Oooo, fun alley. Let's get murdered by Batman's parents!"

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[televisionseries]

[samatonin-deactivated20231101]

[melonhead4lyfe]

😎🍕🐍👍

[cosmicretreat]

[unstoppable-armsnotsigns]

Following instructions isn't a skill, grilling meat is.

[hostis-the-white-wizard]

People really will work the most dead end, low effort jobs anyone can do and act like they’re “skilled labor” huh

[mornington-the-crescent]

“Unskilled labor” does not mean, “This job requires no skill to perform”. “Unskilled labor” means, “This job does not require any special schooling to perform”.

[wanderer-chronicles]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[melonhead4lyfe]

As a self taught line cook myself, it took me years to learn every trick, from time management to knife skills to ordering truck etc..

And I've cooked with straight out of culinary school people who drain the hot fryer grease in a plastic pickle bucket.

I didn't have to pay to make a career out of cooking. And every culinary student I've worked with was cocky and frankly, bad at being a line cook.

I make a good living with no debt. 😎

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[kryptonite-tie]

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn’t process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It’s like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I’m in love with this tik tok.

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

old alt rock fans in the notes are like:

1) this slaps and actually sounds like a lot of the classics

2) if i went to a concert and they played this i wouldnt even question it. id be like FUCK yeah they were watermelon!!!

[neuroticpantomime]

Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

[redpandarascal]

rethink your weekend. Harder liquor on an emptier stomach is just what you need. Trust me, I’m a doctor.

[sweetdreamsjeff]

Thanks to Gordon for sharing this with us!

[vaninnavaninni]

“You fixed yourself and you said: Well, nevermind. We are ugly, but we have the music.”

—

Leonard Cohen, Chelsea Hotel no.2

As Leibovitz notes: Perhaps no line of Cohen’s better captures the essence of his vision. He is telling his listeners what prophetically inclined rabbis had been telling theirs for thousands of years, namely that the world is a place of suffering, that no celestial cataclysm could ever change that, but that there are things here on this earth — art, love, friendship, kindness, music, sex — that have the power to redeem us.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

its cause youre always listening to those cock toe twins

[shisasan]

[entertheaardvark-deactivated202]

Absolutely nothing funnier than all of these

[lookataleaf3000]

this is easily one of the funniest comments on this website

[hollowboobtheory]

was gonna leave this in the tags but this person really saw someone say “just call me a slur already” and went “on it boss!”

[rienafoutre]

[isnt]

[pcktknife]

i would've made for such a good fucking cat life's so unfair

[simplycobain]

:)

[socialmaya]