I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Love Begins
Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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occasionally subtle
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Xuebing Du
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AnasAbdin
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
DEAR READER
#extradirty
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@melonpan22
The timeline of alex rider is vague on purpose and you are meant to read each book as taking place at the present time you are reading it. This means that if you were to bring the book back to the Heian period of Japan, they wouldn't have difficulty understanding it and accept it as a part of the flourishing literature scene
my ian rider itasha which is a heavily damaged car with bullet holes dotting the windshield
general sarov was posthumously demoted to major in the alex rider canon
[mi6 director voice] for mission support we have a network of moles that will kill and torture you please complete the mission objective with them or else
ian didnt die in reality he was punished by god for being a shitty uncle don’t let the outlets fool you
being a fan of alex rider is like being a fan of eraser caps
[at a party]
friend: this "yassen" guy sounds like a real mood killer
me: you won't believe this
an angel lost its wings when these covers were changed
as an editor i feed misinformation to anthony horowitz to fracture his memory of past alex rider books which is done with the goal in mind of making the series more unrecognizable with each book until he eventually reconstructs the missing tablets of the epic of gilgamesh
alex rider lackie: yes sir i did leave him unattended but i dont think he'll use his skills as a spy to escape behind our backs because kids can't do anything *suddenly becomes slack, falling to the ground with a thud while blood gushes out the back of head* damn ..... i underestimated him...... *fades to black*
hatsune rider
the storm to break the camel's back
Thinking about how, once the storm breaks, i’m going to point blanc.Rumor has it that there’s a skeleton hidden in basement, but no one has the key to it. But on a lighter note, I heard the Eagles weren’t able to get a single strike during the game, which i thought was funny, but it was way funnier when my adult friend mispelled scorpion as ‘scorpia’ you’d think a guy who constantly raves about being spoken to by an ark angel would know how to spell . i guess that surviving that snake bite is getting to his head… i think we need to throw him to the crocodiles but this time they might actually tear him to pieces… but at least he won’t be here to misspell scorpion as ‘scorpia’. i hope he wouldn’t hear me saying this because he’d be rising from his grave just to strangle me, but that’s just a hypothetical and i don’t think it would happen, but you’re never too young to die. that’s why when a man appproaches you from a dark alleyway in the middle of the night…or during the day where the shade obscures him, you need to get out of there..Unless you want to play Russian Roulette with your life , leaving your family to go out seeking revenge.
Girl i’m sitting across: So does Fettuccine Alfredo sound good 😊?
