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i love fish. the way they look haunted but you know they just

i love fish. their eyes tell a story which is always such a

i love fish. they swim so peacefully through the

i love fish

fish

#i love fish #fish #fishposting

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

- learn to rap

- learn to wrap

- learn to snap

- etc.

#new year #new years #new years resolution

you will cha cha slide at my funeral

#cha cha slide #in the event of my death

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. mostly the worst. cause it was the plague

#plague

the fruits of my labors include. apples. pears.. persimmons

#fruit #fruits #apple #apples #pear #pears #persimmon #persimmons

ah yes the two genders: nerf or nothing

#gender #nerf #nothing

meet the worm

#meet the worm

the tortoise and the hare teaches us the valuable lesson that you shouldnt fuck around with a tortoise

#tortoise and the hare

"bur if you're asexual, how will you have kids???"

um. ever heard of asexual reproduction. im gonna split in half and theres gonna be two of me at half the height.

#asexual #asexuality #asexual reproduction

the ultimate stim toy....... random shit in my pocket to fiddle with

#autism #stim #its subtle. its cheap. its discrete. pocket textures

people really just out here naming their fics shit like "The Chains That Bind Us Together Have Long Since Rusted" and its about minecraft youtubers

#no hate btw i just think its funny

everything is falling apart. but then i go outside and the birds are singing and theres butterflies fluttering about and things are okay

#birds #butterflies #things are shit but also the white breasted nuthatch is chuckling to itself and well maybe i should laugh along with it

melons-cool-thoughts

✋️STOP

and check....

Is it NORMAL outside?

N - No new colors outside of visible light

O - Only consisting of breathable air (check for air holes)

R - Radiation free

M - Mold (shambling variety) is not excessive

A - Active and self-sustained

L - Little to no unexplained sludges

melons-cool-thoughts

If outside is not NORMAL, contact your local agency and they will take appropriate action.

Including but not limited to....

- Patching up air holes

- Moving shambling molds to protected mold colonies

- Obliterating sludges

- In extreme cases, you may need to request a new outside through your HOA

Remember, we're all in this 🙂

#normal outside #shambling molds #inform your neighbours of any new colors #and remember that sludges should only be handled with proper PPE and updated waivers #contact your local Institute of Personal Responsibility and Accountability to update your Sludge Waivers #this message brought to you by the Department of Outside Control Management

✋️STOP

and check....

Is it NORMAL outside?

N - No new colors outside of visible light

O - Only consisting of breathable air (check for air holes)

R - Radiation free

M - Mold (shambling variety) is not excessive

A - Active and self-sustained

L - Little to no unexplained sludges

#stop and check #normal outside #agency will take action if is not normal #do not approach the shambling molds without PPE

pisses me off when i get two mosquitoes bites close together. some asshole double dipper thought they could bite me again??? fuck you. its one thing to bite me once, but to do it twice? youre scum.

#mosquito #mosquitoes #unfollow if youre a double dipper mosquito #i stand by what i said

three goblin friends walk into a maze

their hands are sticky from donut glaze

they follow the trail

of scary email

and eat more donuts with haste

#poem #poetry #goblins #goblin friends #glazed donut maze

my mom got the mail and told me to come outside bc there was a caterpillar and we stared at the caterpillar together. the world is full of so much joy and whimsy if you look for it

#joy #whimsy #caterpillar #caterpillar outside

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