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terrible yugioh art in the style of the thief and the cobbler
Starring:
yugi: cobbler/tack yami/atem: princess yumyum joey and tristan: the brigands kaiba: the nurse bakura (both of them): the thief pegasus: zizag marik: mighty one eye ishizu: the good witch suguroku: king nod tea: sir-not-appearing-in-this-film rex and weevil: phido the vulture
Choose your favorite!
The Little Prince vs The Thief and the Cobbler
The Little Prince
The Thief and the Cobbler
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What fans say:
MY TIME HAS COME
Hi everyone! What is the Thief and The Cobbler you might ask? Long ago, Miramax Films began a project that would take 3 decades to complete because of independent funding and ridiculously complex animation for the time. It had been released twice previously under the titles Arabian Knight and The Princess and The Cobbler. It took so long to complete, nearly every actor who was in it is dead today.
If you happen to watch it and notice that it seems to have the same plot almost beat-for-beat as Aladdin, it does. This is because when Disney (having owned Miramax at the time) released the shitty half-edited version of it known as The Princess and The Cobbler, it flopped miserably and Disney stole the premise of The Thief and the Cobbler to make Aladdin
The Thief and the Cobbler takes place at an ambiguous period in Baghdad, Iraq. The city of Baghdad is protected from evil by the magic of three golden balls (yes, balls) in a high tower. Attempting to steal these balls are two dudes
First dude: a guy known simply as the Thief who looks like the word "skrunkly" and isn't even malicious, he just loves gold. Every scene he's in is 30x funnier than any Marvel movie instantly. Becomes surprisingly instrumental to the plot later on even though he spends much of the movie following the protagonists around to their annoyance
Second dude: an evil royal advisor named Zigzag. You know the type. He's gay, evil, wizardly, and voiced by Vincent Price. Like Jafar he owns an obnoxious talking bird and wants to marry the princess for no discernable reason (he spends quite some time making bedroom eyes at the King) and is the only character who talks mostly in rhymes
But he's not even the main villain! The main villain is a one-eyed warlord who sits on a throne of big tiddy Warrior milfs.
And the protagonists?
Meet Princess Yum-Yum a hot af young lady who longs for independence
And Tack the Cobbler, the palest little twink with the biggest autism eyes
Why vote for Thief and the Cobbler?
The Thief
Literally any scene with the Thief
Tacks Autism Stare
Vincent Price
"Grab those balls"
Gay ass bitch Zigzag
King Nods pride flag crown feather
The most kickass animated chase scene
GO WATCH THE THIEF AND THE COBBLER
The Thief and the Cobbler Richard Williams Animated Film Promotional Art Inked by Garrett Gilchrist Zigzag the Grand Vizier Mighty One Eye Phido the Vulture Tack the Cobbler
Once again, my dear friends, the Points are ten! For the tale of a thief and a cobbler which verdict, in the end?
Here in Italy a group of YouTubers managed to work together for a voicedub all dedicated to the cobbled version of “The Thief and the Cobbler”. I actually was more aware of just some of its elements: two versions exist, with the full edited version being the most complete and praised, and that there’s this ZigZag guy that talks in rhyme, voiced by none other than Vincent Price (of course, not that surpising!).
So, how was it? Let’s find out!
1) Ok, you sure this guy is not related to Wile E. Coyote? Everytime he’s on screen, it’s like watching a longer version of a Road Runner cartoon!
(Seriously, that’s a Wile E. Coyote pose right there!)
2) Wow, “By the Book” bandits! You don’t see that everyday!
3) Kid, you sure get tanned fast! As someone as white as mozzarella cheese, I can relate.
4) Man, live women are being used as a throne! Ok then! o_o
5) You big bad one, that army is so pointy that it’s a safety hazard! Sure it’d be a shame if something happened to it… *Tack does his thing* Told you.
6) *25 minutes later* Oh my gosh, it’s still going?? Ok, either Tack was incredibly lucky, or you One Eye dude just over did it with your army! I’m going with the latter.
7) Gold over girls; that thief’s got his mind straight! …or maybe he’s aromantic.
8) That old lady kinda reminds me of Mama Odie: same kind of kooky wisdom.
9) One Eye’s death: I sleep
Zigzag’s death: I’m looking!
You can’t even see him getting eaten alive: you just see his eyes and mouth. This only makes it even more surreal! He died as he lived: rhyming all the way. Truthfully, a death befitting of a Vincent Price’s character.
10) For being such a pipsqueak, kid’s got a deep voice! No wonder he was using it sparingly: takes everyone by surprise! ^_^
Ok, so the movie’s over! How was it?
You can definitely see how much ambition there was behind the project: the animation is incredibly fluid and detailed, especially considering everything was hand-drawn! Which is kinda its weak point: sometimes the story takes a halt to focus on ways the characters (especially the Thief) can interact with their surroundings, kinda padding the story, which is a simple tale, albeit one that works.
Ok, I could be VERY biased, of course: the thing is, I really enjoyed Zigzag’s character, and everytime he was onscreen, he was always captivating, for the way he moves, and his rhyming, and I wanted the story to continue so I could enjoy his presence some more.
(BTW this guy’s got six fingers… HE’S THE AUTHOR OF THE JOURNALS!!)
There’s amazing work on Tack and the Thief: since both characters are mute, character animation is everything, from the eyes to their movements, making their performances really enjoyable and endearing (even tho’, admittedly, I often felt the Thief’s scenes were stretched a lot, but usually those were the scenes where the animation gave its all, so that’s a good point to make) and this movie is very good if you’re searching tips about animating silent characters.
Anyway, in its own rights, this movie deserves to be watched: while the story is simple and panned, the animation and work behind it is so amazing that anyone in the art field NEEDS to watch it, either for artistic or historic means. If you are able to watch it, please do: it’ll be a very worthwhile experience!
The Thief and the Cobbler (NES/Famicom, 1988)
This Nintendo ROM hack is based on the unfinished cult animated film The Thief and the Cobbler, as written and directed by three-time Academy Award winning animator Richard Williams (animation director of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, author of The Animator’s Survival Kit).
Select one of four characters - the nameless Thief, Tack the Cobbler, Chief Roofless of the forty Brigands, and Princess Yum Yum - for a side-scrolling fantasy adventure across seven worlds and twenty stages.
Pick up and throw items, enemies and bombs in a world where anything can become your weapon.
Face off against the evil Grand Vizier, Zig Zag, and his henchmen Goblet, Gopher, Tickle and Slap. Meet the mad and holy old Witch of the desert mountain, who will both help and harm you. Watch out for dangerous creatures, including the vulture Phido and the deadly doggie Kuriboss.
Retrieve the legendary golden balls, defeat the evil warlord One Eye, and save the Golden City!
A King One-Eye GIF
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