stop including me

26 | he/they | scottish | ao3

[the-casbah-way]

does anyone want to come over and play gorgeous little faggots with string instruments with me.

[strawberrykidneystone]

forgot how BAD dating apps are jesus christ i need to find my soulmate here on tumblr.com

[the-casbah-way]

i am unfuckable no one has ever wanted to fuck me no one has ever thought about fucking me no one has ever gotten to fuck me im not a virgin but no one has fucked me in a way that matters

[thoodleoo]

rich people will always find insane things to spend money on but i'm very amused in particular by a passage in book 13 of pliny's natural history where he talks about wealthy roman men spending millions of sesterces on citrus wood tables, to the point that their wives complained of them having "table madness" (mensarum insania)

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[neuteredcuck11]

I want to fucking wrap my car around a tree and die

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[sodiumfreak]

im just going to have to cope with the bad feelings and thoughts for the rest of my life

[the-casbah-way]

it is my duty in my fics to give tozer alcohol issues and jopson a restrictive eating disorder and nedward some kind of undiagnosed ocd

[tapeworrmart]

At the end of vanity.

[botccher]

probably gonna go through some weird and unknown phase of my life soon

[iwilleatyourenglish]

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

[cuckchair-dyke]

im doing so bad today. oh well at least theres always psychosexually torturing the fictional character

[anxeious]

playing hard to want

[jimmyhoffathecat]

helo what doing

[bimmyjimmy]

hi i’m ok

[ouroborosorder]

at the club straight up tarnishing my master's legacy

[casscainmainly]

From now on all characters are only allowed to have brown eyes. No blue or green eyes allowed just beautiful brown eyes for everyone forever

[b1rdwatch3r]

Randomly feeling a wave of “I’m so in love with you” when someone does like the silliest shit is the best feeling