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21+ ✩ Spoilers will be tagged ✩ Pls feel free to send me pet photos ✩ Current interests: Lotr, P&P, SPN, RE, Skyrim, Naruto (Currently watching) ✩ Dip and Pip watcher

[gingerbug]

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[sandmandaddy69]

[taylor-ruth]

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

[gaucheguy]

[manic-bricky-nightmare]

He would do numbers on tumblr

[blogofreverence]

I kknow youre talking about if he had his own blog but I tjink itz important to acknowledge that this man is consistently doing numbers on tumblr. Liek fucking constantly

[seaemberthesecond]

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[earth-song]

“Wild Horses of Shackleford Banks” by Brad Styron

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[cryptidfuckery]

Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today

[beardedmrbean]

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[superchat]

counterattacking

[itznarcotic]

they are now playing a friendly game of speed pong :3

[desolationlesbian]

years later still thinking about the time i was being interviewed for a judicial clerkship and the judge asked me what i do in my free time and being a student i was like uh idk videogames and this very old very venerable respected jurist looked at me over his little glasses and said quote "oh, what kind? I love Dark Souls."

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[loveridden1999]

[rayvedd]

can I just freeze time so I can stay in bed forever