Ashley

California

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[excima]

@tomfordvelvetorchid

[homo-ousios]

turn the sound on for the love of god

[memesandlaughs]

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[synille]

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together. 

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[brodnork]

why am i being threatened

[tinderventure]

My bio says “send me your best and shittest pickup lines but don’t tell me which one is which.”

[slavery]

[theweirdwideweb]

[shameshack]

[dkc2]

i would call the police then papa john himself

[blairwitchh]

im losing my mind

[brucebocchi]

wording is extremely important

[lordofthefountain]

I had to Google this to understand it was “after Papa John said some racist stuff, they might rename it” not “they’ll name it a racial slur”.

[memehumor]

Swipe RIGHT

[thecybersmith]

Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind. Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.

[thejediguy]

[ruinedchildhood]

[greekgosh]

strap in, child

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

[eva-420]

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

[eva-420]

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

[dinuguan]

[anneemay]

….. I keep getting these ads.

[marinarascova]

raise her ugly or smart