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I like ths translation. āit would be wise of you to remember thisā

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Advice from 4500 years ago.
I like ths translation. āit would be wise of you to remember thisā
Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like ādonāt eat processed carbs theyāre so bad for youā like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think Iām gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think Iām gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. Iām not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.
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there he is!
I think about this a lot.
more girls need horns. demon horns, satyr horns, lil antlers, whatever. this post is self-explanatory
DIVORCE HIM
Our society has a number of loveable buffoons who fool around and are excused from acting like prats because theyāre funny. They might be rubbish at most things but as long as their banter is flowing, we put up with it.
These types are almost exclusively men. You donāt get hilarious, idiotic women being lorded as icons of our culture. Diane Abbott is dismissed as a cretin while Boris Johnson is a joker.
Which begs the question: is conscious male incompetence a form of misogyny?
If you labour the point that you canāt cook, then chances are that you wonāt be made to cook. If you make a hash out of doing the laundry or hoovering, youāre forcing someone else to take over.
Few have the patience to watch someone do a job badly over and over again and so often, theyāll just take it upon themselves to do your chores as well as their own. Emotional labour is doubled when youāve got an incompetent clown on your hands.
I was recently listening Semi Circles, a BBC radio comedy starring Paula Wilcox, first broadcast in 1989.
Itās about a housewife who recently wakes up to the fact that sheās spent the past eight years being a slave to her kids and nice-but-emotionally-dim husband.
Part of this awakening is the realisation that she does all the housework because her husband is crap at it. Left alone, he makes inedible food. He lets the kids stay up well beyond their bedtime. He leaves the house a tip.Ā
He doesnāt even try to do a good job because he fears that if heās too good at these jobs, his wife will make him do more of them.
https://metro.co.uk/2017/11/01/male-incompetence-is-a-subtle-form-of-misogyny-7046248/
Put these garbage men in the garbage where they belong.
I went and checked the original source and itās worse. While most of the comments get the problem (the lying, not the eggs) some of them just cannot see that this shit is actually a big honking warning sign for bigger shit. A loving person is not capable of doing this.Ā
He literally puts his mere convenience over her actual well being. This guy thought up and executed a plan where she has to do *all* the work (because of course it wasnāt just this one specific thing) while he watches her tire herself out from the sidelines. Imagine this going on for *years*. ā¦now imagine this with kids. You think this guy cares if she gets off during sex? Would he take care of her if she were to get sick? Would he ever lift a finger if he could get away not doing it?Ā
She canāt trust a word he says and he doesnāt give a shit about her needs. Itās not about the *eggs*.
Little summer special for you! Itās a bit different from my usual content but I need something funny inbetween to stay sane lol
So, who did the better job? :D
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imagine watching Star Wars in theaters in 1977 and pointing at Darth Vader boarding a ship with Stormtroopers and then choking some guy, and exclaiming THAT'S CLEARLY JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S WHY I'M INTO THIS
Love Star Wars. Love the Bible. I love the story about how Jesus *checks notes* cut off his sonās hand.
remember when satan took jesus out into the desert for 40 days to tempt him and satan was like "hey murder these younglings" and then jesus murdered them and then john the baptist cut off his arms and legs
I love the x-men so much because that's just what leftist infighting is like! that's literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he's the only one with any money. everyone complains about "they keep switching sides and dating each other it's so fucking confusing" like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go "magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers" HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so
OBI-WAN KENOBI + that stanceā¢
A classic Soresu stance.
TIL Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying āPress down while turning.ā The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open
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Wait, I just remembered, Richard Nixon was the guy who signed the fucking legislation requiring childproof safety lids on medication. He literally did this to himself
There has never been a president so committed to owning himself as Tricky Dick