[joepublic]

[bewbin]

Why do you want to be a comedian?

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

[gaypitbull]

“i wish i could go on platonic dates with people”

[gaypitbull]

[icyanz]

It’s called a queerplatonic partner.

[dancing-cockroaches]

[ssstable9]

Oh you mean like having friends?

[mysti-crow-deactivated20200305]

No that’s something different. I am firm on the idea of a platonic date. Friends is just people you don’t hate as much. Platonic peeps are actually people you care about.

[gaypitbull]

[r4cs0]

These people have never had any friends ever

[whitepeopletwitter]

[itsagifnotagif]

When your parents ask you to do chores:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[henstomper]

sir would you like your dr pepper with or without pulp

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bonniebugsy]

[shiftythrifting]

[gromky]

For sale: blue jeans, lightly shat.

[toastbutteregg]

EEEK

[tattooed-disappointment]

How big is your cock????

Ask someone who’s seen it

[g0dammit-deactivated20160616]

You have never seen your own penis

[tattooed-disappointment]

No thats gay

[fuks]

[shadyufo]

Guess what I’m hauling in my wagon?

[shadyufo]

A Friend!

[theoldness]

[oatisaeris]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[ladyofanothergalaxy]

[unclefather]

I cry every time I read this

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pokemonpika77]

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.