AHS: APOCALYPSE EP. 1 SENTENCE MEME (spoilers... duh)
warning for strong language & nsfw content. feel free to change pronouns
”Am I the first one to get this cut? Because I’m working on becoming an Instagram influencer.” ”Take a sip so we can post.” ”You’re gonna get like 10,000 likes in 10 minutes.” ”Are you trying to fucking poison me?” ”This tastes like turtle shit.” ”Do you even know me?” ”_______, you are scaring me.” ”Was that real?” ”Baby, are you seeing this?” ”I can’t believe we actually did it...” ”I have to go home, _______, it’s the end of the world.” [Missiles are coming.] “So is global warming.” ”This is probably fake news. I’m gonna call Donald.” ”I am helpless without you.” “I don’t even know how to work a dish washer or to open a door.” ”I am in the worst traffic nightmare right now.” ”_____, it’s now or never.” ”You are now free to see other people.” ”_______, do not leave me in fucking Santa Monica.” ”Holy shit.” ”You bitch!” [There is nobody there.] “No stewardess? I guess I won’t be ordering the fresh cut fruit.” ”If they can’t see how wonderful you are, you know what? It’s their loss!” ”Haven’t you been watching the news? It’s World War 3.” ”It’s not serious, right?” ”No...I mean there has to be a place where we can go. There's gotta be be somebody’s... basement or... or some place where we can go... or something.” ”You submitted your DNA to an ancestry website.” ”We are only here for you.” ”Well then I’m not going.” ”We can’t accept that.” ”Do something, don’t let them take me.” ”You will be safe here.” ”They didn’t tell me shit. Didn’t have to, they found me in jail.” ”This isn’t happening. It’s not. This is not real. It’s not... You’re okay...” ”Rich people... of course.” ”Welcome to Outpost 3.” [The end?] “No, the beginning.” ”Technology is what destroyed the world.” ”Social media gave people the illusion that they were equal.” ”The natural order will restore itself.” ”I’m the right arm of the cooperative. Think of me as their face.” ”The house rules are simple.” ”You may never leave the building. If you wander out on the grounds, you won’t be allowed back in.” ”There is no excuse for tardiness when there is nothing else to do.” ”The song... The same one every night.” ”Would have been better off dying with them.” ”Speak for yourself, darling.” ”It’s like Satan’s Spotify list.” ”You don’t know what disappointment is until you slept with ______.” ”I’m still hungry. I’m so tired of the hunger.” ”Fuck this bullshit! With all the fucks that went into this place, I expect goddamn “A pigeon? Can we eat it?” “Everything we know is gone.” “In two weeks? That’s all it took?” “It was always fragile. They made you think the system was a rock. It was a water balloon.” “Someone here decided that their individual needs were more important.” “Someone went outside and touched something dirty.” “This is outrageous, stop it!” “It’s me. Are you decent?” “Ravishing might be a too strong word, but this certainly becomes you. Don’t you agree?” “We are the only ones who matter.” “Easy. Set the sensitivity to ten and you can make everyone sound like Chernobyl.” “Strangely satisfying, isn’t it?” “I love their faces. That stupid can’t-believe-this-is-happening-to-me look they get.” “I am not embarrassed to say it gives me a tingle.” “You are still uncomfortable with this and that gives me a pause.” “Killing is in my DNA, but I still respect the chain of command.” “People do strange things when they are stuck inside 24/7.” “I started masturbating with my off hand.” “Fuck you. I hope they come for you next.” “This is a hard time for everyone.” “You think bribing us with a hot meal is just gonna make everything okay?” “Oh my god! I think my mouth had an orgasm.” “No individual is greater than the group.” “We have resources for special occasions.” "The stew is Stu!” “Heaven’s sakes don’t be ridiculous.” “There are lines that can never be crossed. Not eating people is up the first rank.” “I don’t care what it is, it’s absolutely divine. I’m gonna finish every drop.” “Don’t you get it? It’s a message!” “They are saying hang on, we are coming for you. We’re gonna be rescued.” “There was a morning after, it just looked like the morning before.” “I fucking can’t do this anymore.” “You finish that bumper sticker shit and I am strong enough to shove this fork into your neck.” “All we do is waiting around to find out how we die.” “You don’t sound like you believe me.”