ᴊᴀᴄᴋ sᴘᴀʀʀᴏᴡ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs ;;
❝ I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid. ❞
❝ Nobody move! I dropped me brain! ❞
❝ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand? ❞
❝ You need to find yourself a girl, mate. ❞
❝ I’ve got a jar of dirt! ❞
❝ Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again. ❞
❝ If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it. ❞
❝ Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. ❞
❝ Savvy? ❞
❝ My spirit will live on. ❞
❝ Why is the rum always gone? ❞
❝ Why fight when you can negotiate? ❞
❝ If you choose to lock your heart away, you’ll lose it for certain. ❞
❝ This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught ___ ❞
❝ My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are in trouble. ❞
❝ I regret nothing, ever. ❞
❝ You’ve stolen me and I’m here to take myself back. ❞
❝ Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? ❞
❝ Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by. ❞
❝ For instance, I can let you drown. ❞
❝ You’re the ones in need of rescuing and I’m not sure if I’m in the mood. ❞
❝ I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. ❞
❝ You may kill me, but you might never insult me. ❞
❝ Hide the rum! ❞
❝ Shoo. ❞
❝ Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy. I know I’m crazy, therefore I’m not crazy. Isn’t that crazy? ❞
❝ Cruel is a matter of perspective. ❞
❝ The world’s still the same. There’s just less in it. ❞