Keep On Rolling Memes

A bunch of incorrect quotes, music, and other fun stuff I associate with my current D&D campaign. Primarily for our private amusement.

[mamamed]

[memesofpalthera]

Eren zu Illuminus: Oh ja, das wird der Wahnsinn! Wir bleiben die ganze Nacht wach und erzählen uns Männergeschichten! Und Morgen früh.. mach ich uns Waffeln!

[memesofpalthera]

Helemys: Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that? Abby: That would be my home. Helemys: Oh and it is lovely. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

[memesofpalthera]

Abby: Anyone d- Nyx: Depressed? Yuna: Drained? Helemys: Dumb? Eren: Disliked? Abby: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people?!

[memesofpalthera]

Illuminus: Favorite horror movie? Abby: It. Eren: Saw. Yuna: Annabelle! Helemys: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

[medieval-thymes]

[happyheidi]

[herigo]

[therealstargirlsposts]

me rn

[memesofpalthera]

Abby: Bye Nyx! Bye Illuminus! Bye Helemys! Bye Yuna! Bye Nyx! Eren: You said ‘bye Nyx’ twice. Abby: I really like Nyx.

[memesofpalthera]

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people in one teleportation circle. Yuna: Shit. Eren: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Nyx: OH MY GOD, ABBY FELL OFF!!!

[beautylouboutins]

@beautylouboutins 🌺🌺

[trvlthewrld]

𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞 𝐈𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐒𝐭. 𝐕𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 ☼

[memesofpalthera]

Yuna: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. Helemys: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! Illuminus: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!! Eren: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. Helemys: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

[memesofpalthera]

Eren: I think we're missing something. Abby: Teamwork? Helemys: Cohesion? Nyx: A general sense of what we’re doing?

[memesofpalthera]

Illuminus: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Abby: I don’t know how to do that. Nyx: I don’t wear a watch. Yuna: Time is a construct.

[memesofpalthera]

Eren: I made tea. Abby: I don’t want tea. Eren: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Abby: Then why are you telling me? Eren: It is a conversation starter. Abby: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Eren: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.