Meme sometimes

((This is a meme archive that I will post my own memes on from time to time.))

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Send me ‘🏙️’ and I’ll tell you which of the ten guilds of Ravnica I think your muse would be in.

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Tell me which of the guilds of Ravnica you think my muse would be a member of.

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Baby RP Starters!

"I've looked up things about your symptoms.. Are you pregnant?"

"You.. You're pregnant?!"

"I'm gonna be a dad.. I'm going to be a dad!"

"I would never leave you.. I'm so excited for this baby."

"As the aunt/uncle of this baby, it is my right to spoil it."

"___ You two are not ready to have a baby, I can't believe it."

"Who's the spawn of satan? You are!"

"Either that was a really bad cramp, or I'm having contractions."

"Don't be mad at me but... I think I might be pregnant.."

"You know how you said you've always wanted a family? Well.. now we have that chance. I'm pregnant!"

"The protection didn't work, okay?! Now we're having a baby!"

"We.. We can't have a baby! Are you kidding me?!"

"Look at him/her.. She's perfect."

"If that stupid doctor tells me one more hour, i'm going to kill them!"

"Well I think you just broke my hand.."

"I lost the baby."

"We.. We lost the baby?"

"He left me when I told him..."

"What about adoption?"

"I went to the doctor.. and... well.. I don't know how to say this.."

"That one night stand was the biggest mistake of our lives.."

"I'm pregnant and I have no idea who the father is."

"I'm scared, ____! I don't know how to raise a baby!"

"What if they don't want the baby, and leave me?"

"The baby kicked!"

"It's really hard to cuddle with you when i'm this fat.."

"I'm so helpless and fat, I hate being pregnant."

"For the last time, you're not fat. You're pregnant."

"I hate you for doing this to me.."

"You're in labor?!"

"You alright? Is something wrong with the baby?"

"Shit.. hospital.. hospital now..!"

"It's a boy/girl."

"I want to name them ______"

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Put a dream in my inbox and my muse will react to waking up after having that dream

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Bo Burnham lyrics

"Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively."

"Let's end this thing right."

"I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust."

"I guess it's always been that way."

"I'm in the closet and the door is locked."

"What did they know anyway?"

"Cause YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas."

"Hey, what's up?"

"Well, not much has changed but I have a shit-load of money."

"He's hotter."

"It'll keep on going and it'll never stop."

"What's funny?"

"Women can fake orgasm, but men can fake love."

"Art is dead."

"Isn't that ironic?"

"A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from Operation."

"We went to Build-a-Bear workshop."

"You've probably never taken a Risk in your life."

"I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's "pull-out" couch."

"You selfish asshole."

"I'm wearing make-up."

"I'm just a kid."

"I must be psychotic."

"Has the treatment been working?"

"So basically you're still a little bitch."

"I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not."

"You're being insane."

"You should try it, you might like it."

"I worked hard to give him everything he cared about."

"I am the adult, you are child."

"You think you know everything but you don't know anything at all."

"Rubik's cubes are not toys alright, they keep my spacial rethink skills... sharp."

"You were supposed to look after him, you were supposed to keep him emotionally stable for all this."

"You did this to him, he hates you I know he does, he fucking hates you!"

"If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him."

"Look, we can fix him like this- we can make him happy again."

"Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick?"

"Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep."

"You shouldn't rape 'cause rape is a fucked up thing to do."

"You're a bad game of Sims."

"You argue and you bicker and you fight."

"No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you."

"Any day might be the day that you die."

"Maybe life on earth could be heaven."

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My muse has been missing for three years and assumed dead, but your muse sees them being sold as a sex slave in a secret auction. How does your muse react?

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Wandering Through

When Muse A was a child they lived on a large estate owned by the people their parents worked for. The people that owned the house didn’t have any children so they treated Muse A like their child, buying the child clothing and toys and having play tea parties with them. Despite this Muse A spent most of their time walking through the woods on the estate, often Muse A would think they traveled into a different wold while walking there. When they did they met Muse B A fairy who looked to be the same age as them, as Muse A grew older though they stopped going to the other world and stopped visiting Muse B. When the owners of the estate die they leave everything they own to Muse A including the estate, Muse A moves back to the estate only to find that the new grounds keeper Muse B the old owners hired a few years ago looks suspiciously like their fairy friend from all those years ago.

Optional Twists:

1. Muse A wants to sell the estate, Muse B tries everything to convince them not to. 2. Muse B is the child of the fairy king and queen and is only in this world to find a mate to rule by their side. They want Muse A to be that mate.

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Reblog if you're okay with side rpblogs going in your ask box on anon as long as their URL is in the ask somewhere.

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Your muse has been physically de-aged to a four year old, keeping their appearance and memories but just in a smaller body. How does your muse react to my muse finding them like this?

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Your muse finds mine singing to themself, do they interrupt or listen?

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My muse has been physically de-aged to a four year old, keeping their appearance and memories but just in a smaller body. How does your muse react to finding them like this?

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Barenaked Ladies: Are Me lyrics

"It's hard to notice."

"We all fade to black."

"But nothing was ever done about it."

"What's a boy to do?"

"Oh, how I miss waking up to the sound of your voice."

"That's when I knew that I was home."

"I hate it now; Hated it then."

"Maybe you're right."

"Had it up to here."

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Send me a '🔐' for my muses reaction to yours asking them to wear a cockcage/chastity belt.

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Send me a ☁ and I will generate a random AU Starter for us

150 AU Plot Ideas ranging from Angsty, Fluffy and NSFW below the cut. Bonus point if you send the symbol without sneaking a peek at the plots! Random Number Generator

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Your muse uses my muses computer and sees a site they frequent, send me a '§' for the site and my muses reaction to yours coming to them and asking them about it.

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My muse was kidnapped and forced to mentally regress and become their kidnapper's 'baby', after almost a year of searching your muse finds them in their fully mentally regressed state. What does your muse do?

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Growing trust

Muse A is part of a race that humans own as pets or slaves.(Can be anything from being a cat person to an angel, whatever you want) Muse A was previously owned by an abusive human who not only physically Muse A but occasionally drugged Muse A and let other people have their way with the pet.

Muse A’s owner eventually gets arrested and Muse A is put in a shelter. It is only a few days before Muse B shows up and takes Muse A home with them. Muse A is extremely skittish and shaky, Even fighting when Muse B tries to put their new collar on them. After a few weeks Muse A is still showing clear signs of the abuse they suffered at the hands of their last master. Muse B realizes this isn’t just nervousness over having a new master and is extremely gentle with the pet, taking care of all of Muse A’s needs. Eventually Muse A realizes they won’t be hurt anymore and happily follows any orders given.

Optional twists

1. Muse A ends up going into heat and Muse B helps them through it.

2. Muse A ends up pregnant after one of Muse B’s friends bring their pet over.

3. Muse B falls in love with Muse A, they enter a relationship despite being master and pet.