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hey bro are you okay? i just wanted to check in on you because i haven't seen any lightning flash ominously while a flock of crows flies overhead or heard your menacing evil laugh for the last few days and i got worried. i care about you, dude

#Me at the Midnight Crew.

fourteenbulletsinyourhead

Maybe. Or maybe i need bed entirely, it feels like this one might be way past it’s lifetime.

menacingmaid

Hm. The man0r’s temp0ral shenanigans might have s0mething t0 d0 with it.

0r y0ur bed just needs t0 be replaced! C0uld be either. 0_0

#I will brew y0u up s0me m0re c0ffee and then make a mattress run.#By which I mean thr0ugh time and space I will steal s0me0ne's mattress.

fourteenbulletsinyourhead:

Well it’s very adorable, as nepeta would say, it’s purrfect. Oh please don’t apologize, you have nothing to be sorry about, i feel like time has played another stab at us and it’s nobody’s fault but probably Mr. English. Probably…Do you need a hand? i’m literally just sitting on the cough drinking, i can help you if you like. I’ve been well, though in all honesty i don’t remember anything, i feel like i’ve been out for years.

Y0u kn0w, it is likely because 0f Nepeta I even have that thing saved. Always g00d tastes, that 0ne.

Speaking 0f which I’m purrfectly fine with blaming just ab0ut anything 0n 0ur g00d L0rd. A l0t 0f things are actually his fault anyways, m0st 0f the time.

I w0uld l0ve s0me extra hands actually! C00king is always faster and m0re fun with 0thers. Reminds me 0f when we d0 Thanksgiving. 0u0

I’ve been 0ut as well. A bit literally, 0ut in... the n0thingness. N0t really a thing that can be measured, but it certainly d0es take a few uh... tens 0f th0usands 0f years t0 venture int0.

It’s g00d t0 be back, th0ugh.

#N0t an ideal vacati0n but a Time keeper is never idle.#00h that w0uld be delightful! A c0meback dinner and an '0h g0sh I missed y0u all s0 much' dinner wrapped up int0 0ne.

((hi i love you all i missed you im sorry i forgot about handy i turned her into a dnd oc and got busy and i cant show anything because all. all the art is horny. its all horny. im so sorry. kisses!!))

#ooc #homer simpson fades away into the bush

menacingmaid

@orangetrails: HANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hell0 Fin! 0_0/

Are y0u hungry?

I kn0w that’s my g0-t0 questi0n but I am literally stepping int0 the man0r f0r the first time since… an… incalculable am0unt 0f time and I am a bit w0rried that the laws 0f time and space didn’t feed y0u pr0perly.

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I’ve missed you so much. I require such a hug, you have no idea!!!. Handy…boo, even with the right time and space you know i don’t feed myself properly. I’d love to eat something made by youuuuuuuu

menacingmaid

I am in the kitchen, awaiting with 0pen arms. I’ve missed y0u t00! S0 much. I d0n’t think I’ve seen any0ne f0r a very l0ng time.

I was thinking pancakes, because I have 0ver a hundred Earth recipes f0r them saved 0n my device and there are fluffy 0nes and thin 0nes and 0nes that l00k like fat little cakes. It’s very interesting.

But! I can c00k 0ther things t00. Pancakes can wait if neccesary. 0_0

#((i am waiting for dinner to be ready quick take this bad mouse handy))#0h. 0h n0.#D0n't smell my hair I haven't sh0wered in e0ns.#Th0ugh maybe it d0esn't matter? Time is weird.

fourteenbulletsinyourhead

menacingmaid

fourteenbulletsinyourhead

T-That’s quite adorable. It’s a pleasure to see you again.

menacingmaid

I th0ught s0 t00! It was certainly the best m0ving picture I c0uld find.

A pleasure t0 see y0u as well, I ap0l0gize f0r my absence. I might... uh. Have a m0untain 0f ch0res t0 attend t0 but it is hardly an issue right n0w. H0w have y0u been?

#Are y0u hungry?#I haven't been in a kitchen in decades.#I need t0 make sure my hands can still c00k.

@orangetrails: HANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hell0 Fin! 0_0/

Are y0u hungry?

I kn0w that’s my g0-t0 questi0n but I am literally stepping int0 the man0r f0r the first time since... an... incalculable am0unt 0f time and I am a bit w0rried that the laws 0f time and space didn’t feed y0u pr0perly.