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EUGH!!! they have me in a chokehold im ngl
10/18
your freak-of-nature boyfriend that we locked up in a high security lab is loose in the fucking facility send help before he kills us all
HE’S PATHETIC! HE’S SOPPING WET! HE HASN’T SLEPT SINCE 1995! GO WATCH THE EDGE OF SLEEP ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO!!!
gay, straight, whatever. we all want someone to take us to the aquarium.
Thiiiiis
On an evolutionary level having a pet fall asleep on you is pretty crazy, there’s so much trust there it’s like, “hey little animal don’t you know I’m an apex predator? thousands of years of domestication to make you take a nap on me” but also there’s a lot of stupidity there too, like if I play on the computer too long my cat decides to draw first blood on my feet
You’re only here because some ancient farmers let your ancestors eat the mice in their grain stores
This post is picking up notes again so here’s more of Malo being the 😜 emoji
Sometimes he just forgets to put his tongue away when he’s cleaning himself
Best thing you can do sometimes is to go like “thats weird”
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Person appears holding a bundle of furs.
“Hi! My name’s Siqiñiq, I am Iñuipaq from Alaska, Iñuit, and I want to show you my furs!”
They shift the furs in their arms, holding up a white with blue undertone fur.
“This is blue fox, I’m going to use this on my girl’s parka’s (atigi)”
They hold up a white and brown colored fur.
“This is lamb, which in the city many of us use as liners.”
They next switch to a caramel colored outfit.
“This is sikshrik, squirrel. This is what you would use as a liner traditionally. It’s much softer, so pretty.”
The next fur is a white-grey color.
“This is silver fox, my favorite.”
The Tiktoker holds up the finale fur.
“And my wolf!”
They wrap the wolf fur around their head.
“Okay, yesterday Biden signed support in one of the largest fossil fuel projects in North America right next to my village where my mom lives right now-“
White text that says “Willow Master Project” shows up. They put the fur down and bend closer to the camera.
“-a dynamite mine less then 10 miles away would be installed over 300 miles of pipeline. This completely goes against the Paris climate agreement.
You can take action now.
Visit the link in my profile, it’ll go to a YouTube video of testimony’s of real people in these communities. Then go to silainuat.org
Thank you!”
The video stops
END]
Sila Inuat
A machine learning algorithm helped decode the squeaks Egyptian fruit bats make in their roost, revealing that they
They found that the bat noises are not just random, as previously thought, reports Skibba. They were able to classify 60 percent of the calls into four categories. One of the call types indicates the bats are arguing about food. Another indicates a dispute about their positions within the sleeping cluster. A third call is reserved for males making unwanted mating advances and the fourth happens when a bat argues with another bat sitting too close. In fact, the bats make slightly different versions of the calls when speaking to different individuals within the group, similar to a human using a different tone of voice when talking to different people. Skibba points out that besides humans, only dolphins and a handful of other species are known to address individuals rather than making broad communication sounds. The research appears in the journal Scientific Reports.
forty arguing bats
Bats be like
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The latest Tweets from 🔞 Max {18+} (@wh4tskraken). 21 // digital artist, whatskraken on fA
Paladin: ARE YOU--
Bard: Fucking
Paladin: KIDDING ME?
Cleric: ...what was that?
Bard: Paladin's oaths don't allow them to swear, so I volunteered to help out.
Cleric: I think you just like excuses to swear.
Bard: That doesn't make my job any less important.
The Classes As John Mulaney Quotes
from the warlock who brought you troubled birds, i now bring you….
john mulaney quotes
Barbarian:
Bard:
Cleric:
Druid:
Fighter:
Monk:
Paladin (to party)
Ranger:
Rogue:
Sorcerer (when wild magic):
Warlock:
Wizard:
A hateful person is a rat....a spiteful person is a shrew...an inflitrator is a mole....will Just Little Guy phobia never cease???
Look at them... They're just little guys 🥺
Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity
this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up
yeah ill reblog that